Polar Vortex vs Solar Vortex

[Fata Morgana]

The take-away from this thread is that is going to buy me a steak dinner in October.

There will be no cuddling though.

I bet there'll be more docking than Southampton.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I bet there'll be more docking than Southampton.

You should come over and let buy us both a steak dinner.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You should come over and let buy us both a steak dinner.

That would be aces wouldn't it!

 

[JohnnySavage]

That would be aces wouldn't it!

Then afterwords you and I can have some sex.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

So we're having a threesome with cheese!

 

[dolf]

Then afterwords you and I can have some sex.

I want you two to have some sex. i'll like it when two of my favourite posters start having some sex together.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I want you two to have some sex. i'll like it when two of my favourite posters start having some sex together.

Well then, it's settled.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Johnny is NOT my type.

She said "favourite" posters - I don't think that means you

 

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[Fata Morgana]

Mention a free steak dinner to you and you lay down like a harlot.

Put cheese with it and I'll hit the mattress before him.

 

[Adre]

I'd say get a room but I see you already booked the Westin. There will be talk.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My mere mention of sex and cheese has Fata self fisting.

God no. Fisting is on my list of nevers. Up there with bungee jumping, voting Tory and watching soaps.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

I'm a rather big man with large, thick fingers.

Shall I put you down for three?

You've only got three fingers? Knowing my luck they're not even on the same hand.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Johnny hold me. Jimmy Three Fingers is putting the wind up me.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny hold me. Jimmy Three Fingers is putting the wind up me.

Of course I will, dear.

Three fingers and freakishly tall... that's not a pretty picture.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Of course I will, dear.

Three fingers and freakishly tall... that's not a pretty picture.

Good lad.

One is definitely a thumb cos he's had it in my Midlands.

 

[JohnnySavage]

A trip to the dump is on the agenda for today.

It's not really a dump, because I live in MoCo and we don't do dumps.

It's this big facility where you drive in and tell the guy what you are dumping. They direct you to several very clean areas: metals, paint/hazmat, household trash, yard waste, electronics... and so on.

then you throw your stuff off this ledge, which has a train car underneath. But you have to throw your stuff off the correct ledge.

Woe be unto thee who throws metal off the wrong ledge.

It's a very complicated process.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Today is Chuck Brown day here in the Capital of the Free World.

He got a park dedicated to him.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Curled up in bed with big bag of Revels waiting for Kate Bush documentaries on the BBC. Perfect.