Polar Vortex vs Solar Vortex

[JohnnySavage]

Big Brother premier tonight.

Ehh... 8 of the 16 were introduced. The rock climbing gal is hot, the rest are just ok. The men - typical brawn and no brains except for the token old guy; he has neither brawn nor brains.

I hope the next 8 are better.

 

[phantom4533]

I am opposed to being called the token old guy even if I have neither prawns nor trains. You may, however, call me the tokin' ole guy, for I am going to Colorado in an attempt to recapture some of my formative early adult years.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd go on Big Brother as the token old guy. A few seasons ago the token old guy got to feel boobies, and I do like boobies.

 

[phantom4533]

I would think less of you if you didn't like padoobadoobas.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The second eight: Brittney. Yum.


So I have two shomances, which means they will be the first two kicked out

 

[JohnnySavage]

The SWAT teams in Mass. are claiming they are private corporations...

I wonder if they gave up tort immunity with that position. I predict a horde of ambulance chasers in tasseled loafers descending on the State.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Someone's coming over later to buy my stuff. I guess that means I should take a shower and put on some pants.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Are you flogging the snowbabies then?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Are you flogging the snowbabies then?

No, but I may spank the monkey later.

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hello-darkness-my-old-friend.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

You need some Baileys in that.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You need some Baileys in that.

Black and bitter, just like my heart.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Black and bitter, just like my heart.

Creamy and smooth, just like my thighs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

What a perfect week of weather we've had here in The Most Powerful City in the World.

Heat and humidity returning today though and I have the SavageManse on lockdown with the A/C in hot standby.

 

[JohnnySavage]

SEP 7 AT TEXANS
SEP 14 JAGUARS
SEP 21 AT EAGLES
SEP 25 , GIANTS
OCT 6 SEAHAWKS
OCT 12 AT CARDINALS
OCT 19 TITANS
OCT 27 AT COWBOYS
NOV 2 ) AT VIKINGS
NOV 16 BUCCANEERS
NOV 23 AT 49ERS
NOV 30 AT COLTS
DEC 7 RAMS
DEC 14 AT GIANTS
DEC 20 EAGLES
DEC 28 COWBOYS


I bolded the probable wins.

10-6 season.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

QB?

RGIII!!!!!

 

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[JohnnySavage]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2059356-winloss-predictions-for-every-nfl-team-post-draft/page/9

Those hacks don't know what they are talking about!

 

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[JohnnySavage]

JAJ's AFL (I'm like that) surprise pick to win 11 games is the Texans.


JAJ's NFL surprise pick is Tampa Bay.

Crazier shit has happened.

There's already talk of a Superbowl here in the Nation's Capital.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Jays... The Fighting Blue Jays.

 

[thør]

There's already talk of a Superbowl here in the Nation's Capital.

It's not like a local team would be playing in it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

When it gets to 98% white, Johnny's home county sticks out like a white thumb.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/govbeat/files/2014/06/Whitest1.gif