Polar Vortex vs Solar Vortex

[JohnnySavage]

During the President's race at today's Nats game, they were kicking a soccer ball. Two of the four fell down and grabbed their legs


hahahaha


Because... soccer is a child's game full of drama queens.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That Michelle Wie is one good-looking young woman.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If it squirts from a can, I'm with you!

I just read this.

You're dead to me now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I just read this.

You're dead to me now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've been eating more pig than usual lately.

I like ham and chops, but I don't care much for bacon; too much fat. I like my pig lean.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My Morning Front-Page Round-Up:

Laurel's two stickies remain pristine. Kinda mean she won't let have a pitty post in one of them.

Marshalt doesn't like Amtrak. Johnny used to ride Amtrak every day for about two years; and, sometimes takes it to NYC. DC is a food desert and one needs to go to Brooklyn for some decent prosciutto.

Dolf is happy England has good health care. That's nice. They deserve it what with having shitty food and men that talk like nancies.

Big doings in the Redskins trademark thread. I like the 'Skins, and I'll still like them after they change their name. It's a bit distressing that the USPTO made a subjective judgment though.

Vette is poking fun at the dummies watching the sun come up at Stonehenge. Worshiping a guy nailed to a cross is more reasonable, I suppose. Of course, Vette's very stupid - so his threads are for entertainment purposes only.

Oh, Vette is also still trying to figure out what went on with Hillary. I heard she spent $2 billion a day on her book tour.

4est has something about natural rights... blah blah blah. He makes my eyes glaze over.

Vette's blathering on about the IRS

+++++

Interlude:

Why do all these old fools that have no vested interest in the future beyond the next 5 years spend so much time getting their panties in a bunch over it?

+++++++

Parody wants a date, I think.

Then someone I never heard of is looking for some cam action (I think - I don't open threads by people I don't know unless I see some fun people posting there)

Oh, here's something; Phelia's been talking to the universe. I'll have to read that thread. I'm always interested in what the universe has to say, and maybe Phelia will show her titties.

Something about 80s porn. That one will go on iggy. I have my own google machine and don't need some 12 year old boy finding pictures of naked women for me.

Ish has another thread about global warming. Dude is like 95 years old and still worrying about silly shit that won't impact his remaining days in any way. He should go fishing or something.

Thor's from Alaska. I'd like to visit there some day; but there's no way I'd ever live there. Johnny doesn't like the cold.

Girlsmiley has some thread about something. She's bi-polar and I stay away from her. I have all the crazy I need in my life already.

AllyRose has a good thread that mocks the wackadoodles. Few of them are smart enough to know they are being made fun of. Which, makes it all the funnier.

and finally... a World Cup thread. Like watching paint dry.


Thus concludes your Morning Front-Page Round-Up

 

[phantom4533]

And now you know the rest of the story.

 

[phantom4533]

Burma-Shave

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've been eating more pig than usual lately.

I like ham and chops, but I don't care much for bacon; too much fat. I like my pig lean.

You're deliberately trying to repel me.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You're deliberately trying to repel me.

No, it just comes naturally.

 

[JohnnySavage]

One more day of being flooded with moronic political ads.


Also: On the news tonight was a story about a bank robber. Of course, the dye pack exploded. If you are going to rob a bank, why don't you tell them not to put the dye pack in the money bag? Do these guys never watch the news?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Minneapolis has too much water, and Texas doesn't have enough.

"They" should build that Keystone pipeline and, at times, alternate putting water in the pipe instead of oil.


Genius Idea!

 

[Mr Noone]

Minneapolis has too much water, and Texas doesn't have enough.

"They" should build that Keystone pipeline and, at times, alternate putting water in the pipe instead of oil.


Genius Idea!

There's a pipeline from Minnesota to the Gulf already. It's called the Mississippi; just got siphon some off around West Memphis and send it to Tejas.

 

[Phelia]

Molar Vortex: When you can feel a piece of popcorn stuck in your back teeth but no device on god's precious earth can seem to pry it free.

Kohler Vortex: Them lil whirly-pools in your sink.

Controller Vortex: The parallel universe where all lost TV remotes go to die.

 

[thør]

And now you know the rest of the story.

You think?

Johnny never got to the good shit.......

 

[Phelia]

Bowler Vortex: I can't think of anything.

 

[thør]

Bowler Vortex: I can't think of anything.

No strikes, but picks up the 7-10 split ten in a row.

 

[Phelia]

No strikes, but picks up the 7-10 split ten in a row.

I'm actually really happy when I get a 7-10 split, because it means I knocked over all eight of the other pins, and like, how the fuck did I manage that?? (I'm a terrible bowler.)

!

 

[thør]

I'm actually really happy when I get a 7-10 split, because it means I knocked over all eight of the other pins, and like, how the fuck did I manage that?? (I'm a terrible bowler.)

!

I used to bowl with my wife in a league. The pressure was tremendous.

Then, I figured it out.

Why???

 

[phantom4533]

Was the bowling alley below sea level?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Soooo sleepy this morning. The cat woke me up at 4 am.

More random thoughts:

The recycling truck is rambling down the street. I forgot to put my recyling out so it will pile up for another week. Here in MoCo, they fine you if they find recyclables in your regular trash. We have a recycling bin for paper, one for plastic and glass and one for metal. It's quite a process. We also have to pay 5 cents if we want a plastic bag for our groceries. The reasoning was that the government would use the 5 cents to clean up the bay - nobody has ever explained why we can't have paper bags. Proles like me shouldn't ask such questions.


I bet if I were married, my wife would be making me coffee right now.

 

[JohnnySavage]

CNBC has a female reporter outside the court in London, reporting about the News of the World editor, Brooks, being found not guilty. The lady has a very unique accent... well, unique in that it's not one I've heard. Scottish maybe?

Catherine Boyle

 

[JohnnySavage]

Looks like that story about the little girl that got kicked out of the KFC because of her facial scars was a hoax.

The family made $135,000 on GoFundMe.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Reporters at a Friday night dinner in honor of Ward 8 Councilmember and new author Marion Barry's autobiography got an unexpected lesson in health policy, as Barry explained the evils of the nonexistent "yogurt tax."

After a reporter asked Barry what he thought of the so-called "yoga tax" on yoga classes and gym memberships, Barry apparently thought the reporter was talking about yogurt, and he declared taxing the breakfast food "crazy."

“Yogurt is really more healthy than some other things, as is cottage cheese," said the 78-year-old ex-mayor.

Blame it on the D.C. Council's hectic budget season or the dinner's location at K Street NW's Look lounge, where a noisy singles mixer was also going on. Either way, Barry went on to name a possible culprit behind the imaginary tax: Ward 2 Councilmember Jack Evans.

“I don’t know who proposed that," Barry said. "I think Jack proposed that. I’m not sure. But whoever proposed it, it shouldn't be."

Barry, whose spokeswoman didn't initially respond to a request for comment on the confusion (see update below), will be happy to find out that the tax doesn't exist at all. Evans spokesman Tom Lipinsky confirms to LL that his boss hasn't proposed a yogurt tax and doesn't plan to.

 

[thør]

Was the bowling alley below sea level?

That certainly would have made it easier for me!