Polar Vortex vs Solar Vortex

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[JohnnySavage]

I took a well day off today.

I've got a lunch meeting, then another meeting at 1:30 and all my "public' clothes are dirty. Guess I'll be wearing my ratty shorts and Rage Against the Machine tee shirt.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I had a couple of amazing fish tacos for lunch. I wish I had a few more.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You know what?

I used to read about two books a week. Since I've signed up for the Netflix, I haven't read a thing. Maybe when I watch all the Netflix shows I'll have more time for reading

 

[Fata Morgana]

You know what?

I used to read about two books a week. Since I've signed up for the Netflix, I haven't read a thing. Maybe when I watch all the Netflix shows I'll have more time for reading

Shame on you, Johnny.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Shame on you, Johnny.

Netflix is shiny and new. The sheen will wear off eventually.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Training camp starts tomorrow in Richmond.

 

[phantom4533]

Training camp starts tomorrow in Foxborough.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You can't get to Richmond from here. It's too far to drive and too close to fly.

 

[phantom4533]

I could drive to Foxborough. It would be a long drive. And I really have no desire to sit, sweating under a hot summer sun, and watch 90 or so athletes sweat even more.

I think I'll just stay home and work, like usual.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

Johnny bought a useless box just because it makes him happy.

 

[dolf]

Johnny bought a useless box just because it makes him happy.

it truly is a wonder!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I want to get married. Does anyone have the addy of a reputable Russian mail-order wife site?

 

[Disgustipated]

My foot still doesn't work. It's kinda pissing me off.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's ok. You have a spare.

 

[Disgustipated]

It's ok. You have a spare.

Problem is that knee hurts from compensation.

 

[phantom4533]

Found you a wife!

I want to get married. Does anyone have the addy of a reputable Russian mail-order wife site?

http://www.adulttoyreviews.com/dolls/nadia.html

 

[dolf]

I want to get married. Does anyone have the addy of a reputable Russian mail-order wife site?

fata drinks vodka. close enough.

 

[JohnnySavage]

fata drinks vodka. close enough.

I don't know where any liquor stores are. Maybe I can order vodka from the intewebs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

1. I wish my neighbor had that noisy lawn mower up his ass.

2. I was sick of hearing about the 50 Shades books, and I'm even more tired of hearing about the movie.

3. The author of the books, the director of the movie, the actors in the movie, and my neighbor should all have that noisy lawn mower up their asses.

 

[JohnnySavage]

4. A new section of the metro opens tomorrow and I'm tired of hearing about that too.

 

[dolf]

1. I wish my neighbor had that noisy lawn mower up his ass.

2. I was sick of hearing about the 50 Shades books, and I'm even more tired of hearing about the movie.

3. The author of the books, the director of the movie, the actors in the movie, and my neighbor should all have that noisy lawn mower up their asses.

there is no noisy lawnmower next door, but 2 & 3 are absolute truths.

 

[Fata Morgana]

1. I wish my neighbor had that noisy lawn mower up his ass.

2. I was sick of hearing about the 50 Shades books, and I'm even more tired of hearing about the movie.

3. The author of the books, the director of the movie, the actors in the movie, and my neighbor should all have that noisy lawn mower up their asses.

I'm dreading the film coming out with all the fucking hype. Tons of pics in paper today.

50 Shades of Shite.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You know what else I'm sick of?

Heroin.

Maryland has a heroin epidemic and every night on the news we have to listen to these douche bags talk about how dangerous it is. Well no shit. Anyone stupid enough to put some unknown substance into your body deserves whatever they get.

Stop putting your crying face on my tv trying to convince me that your drug addled hoodlum son was a good boy, if only for the bad things they are mixing in the heroin.

It's heroin! He injected it! It's his fault! Don't want to die from bad heroin? Don't inject it.


Disclaimer: I don't actually know how one "does" heroin. I'm guessing it's injected.