POKEMON - a need to know question

[Moonlight_33]

POKEMON

Ok. After my six year old son saw an episode of pokimon where two of the pokemon went off to breed, he asked me a very perplexing question to which i have no answer....

DO POKEMON DO IT LIKE THE DOGGY DOES IT, OR LIKE THAT LADY ON THAT MOVIE THE OTHER NIGHT?

mind you his favourite song is "you and me baby, we ain't nothing but mamals, let's do it like they do it on discovery chanel."

How do i answer this? HELP!!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Pokemon are basically a genus of naked rhizopod protozoans (ie Amoebas):

http://www.webster.com/mw/art/amoeba.gif

Doesn't that look like Pikachu?

Anyway - tell him its all about cell division.

 

[crystalhunting]

Well most mammals do it in the "doggie style fashion"..so i suggest you tell your son that answer.

 

[Pyper]

I thought Pokemon were asexual. *scratching head*

 

[FeatherLight]

*chuckles*

Take the easy road, sweetie. Tell him you don't know.

Pikachu or whatever they are, aren't animals. Not in this lifetime they aren't. So... tell him you don't know.

They don't actually show them breeding on the episode do they? Then play that "hey, it's a different species. I dunno..."

Make things simpler, for you and your child.

 

[Blackbich]

ROTFLMFAO!!!

I have absolutely no idea what you should tell your son. Maybe you should tell him the doggy style theory.

Still LMFAO!!!

 

[Moonlight_33]

Ok, here's another one for you, he was watching "American Pie" probably not the best of movies for kids, but he's six, i figered i was safe. He looks at me and says "Mummy this movie is making me have a fat" all i could do was laught behind a pillow and hope he didn't see, cause he was quite serious. How did six year old kids become so grown up?

 

[Adoratrice]

ummm...my guess is by letting them watch movies like American Pie! Just a thought,take it as you will.