There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it"!!!
She sits there with her gleaming smile,
waiting for me to mount her for that extra mile.
I give her a long thrust and she shouts out loud,
Any day with her makes me feel so proud!
We fit comfortably together, her and I,
the world can speed up and pass us by.
For as long as we're in our union, I'll never dread,
as the years go by on my beautiful Panhead!!
When you're left to die on Afghanistan's plains,
and the women come to cut up your remains,
just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains,
and go to your god like a soldier.
**Kipling**