PM's that...

[Cheska]

Amaze you,
confuse you,
amuse you,
or just plain made you roll your eyes.

RULES! NO NAMES! They might be jerks, but they have a right to privacy, but nothing says you can't repeat their Foot in Mouth efforts.

"I am bored, Amuse me." This was sent to me on another board, I instructed him how to play catch in traffic with details. Then blocked him.

"Want to see me jerk off?" I would rather pick lint from my belly button.

"I am X years old, a Doctor, and my wife let's me full around, where do you live?" Hell. want directions?

 

[yeishia]

This thread has been tried so many times Cheska lol.

Someone recognizes their idiotic P.M.

The thread turns nasty...

They complain.

The thread is removed.

 

[Cheska]

This thread has been tried so many times Cheska lol.

Someone recognizes their idiotic P.M.

The thread turns nasty...

They complain.

The thread is removed.

and all they have to do is stay quiet... idiots.

 

[yeishia]

*giggles* Yep!

 

[Perplexia]

An just think, if "some" of the male populous as well as "some" female populous realized that we are not simply pieces of meat for their amusement, there wouldn't be a need for threads like this. I mean really..there's a reason they're lonely having to use those lines to begin with. Identify the problem people.

 

[Mephistophelily]

The ones I love are "Wow I love your profile, such a humor-so sexy-you're interesting" or along those lines.

Really?
Hmm.

Go click my profile.
I'm one sexy bitch off that, ain't I?

 

[Cheska]

The ones I love are "Wow I love your profile, such a humor-so sexy-you're interesting" or along those lines.

Really?
Hmm.

Go click my profile.
I'm one sexy bitch off that, ain't I?

*gets hot looking at your profile* Umph Umph Umph!

 

[Mephistophelily]

*gets hot looking at your profile* Umph Umph Umph!

Must be they have a thing for Libras...?

 

[kittenofdeath]

I've received quite a few PM's like that, none of them were witty enough to justify remembering the details, though one of them did try to argue that I was lying after I informed him that I was actually a guy. Most of them just don't even message back when I tell them that.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1002/slut-or-bitch-do-you-still-have-your-v-card-demotivational-poster-1265816778.jpg

 

[Mister J]

I'm one sexy bitch off that, ain't I?

You have to ask?