PMS Moments

[scheherazade_79]

So what's the worst thing you've ever done (or heard about being done) as the result of PMS?

I just dismantled a set of roadworks that seemed thoroughly pointless. Deep in the back of my mind I know I shouldn't have done it, but they annoyed me and I felt I needed to do something about them

 

[impressive]

So what's the worst thing you've ever done (or heard about being done) as the result of PMS?

Contemplating suicide jumps to mind.

 

[matriarch]

Wanting to kill my kids...........chasing them with a wooden rolling pin, and throwing saucepans at them.



Thank god for the menopause.

 

[impressive]

I also snap at dear friends.



Thank all known dieties for surgery!

 

[Boxlicker101]

So what's the worst thing you've ever done (or heard about being done) as the result of PMS?

How about the woman in Texas who drowned her five children in the bathtub? I don't think you get any more over the top than that.

 

[impressive]

How about the woman in Texas who drowned her five children in the bathtub? I don't think you get any more over the top than that.

And then, there's Lorena ...

 

[matriarch]

And then, there's Lorena ...

*snicker*

 

[AppleBiter]

On the rare occasion that I experience PMS (Yes, I know how lucky that makes me), I'm not usually bitchy, but really weepy and sad. However, my mother-in-law is the reigning Queen of PMS. She once put a hole through her freshly-painted living room wall because someone got fingerprints on the screen door she was just cleaning.

That's not all -- once, my husband and I walked in to her house to find her on the floor with his Shih-Tsu, trying to DUCT-TAPE his mouth shut because she was trying to give him a haircut and he kept biting at her. Luckily, his snout was too small to really get the tape around and we were able to talk her out of it.

LOL. Crazy bitch.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

And then, there's Lorena ...

If a guy treated me as bad as Lorena's husband treated her, I'd snip his dick off without PMS.

 

[scheherazade_79]

If a guy treated me as bad as Lorena's husband treated her, I'd snip his dick off without PMS.

What did she use to cut it off?

 

[Liar]

What did she use to cut it off?

A kitchen knife, wasn't it?

 

[matriarch]

A kitchen knife, wasn't it?

*shudder*

 

[scheherazade_79]

A kitchen knife, wasn't it?

That's horrible! Do you think she was contemplating it as she carved up the Sunday roast?

 

[Liar]

*shudder*

As opposed to cutting it off with something else?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

As opposed to cutting it off with something else?

Yeah, she should have used new family friendly Castratotron. It cauterizes and cleans as it cuts insuring a smooth clean emasculation with no mess and no fuss. 10 out of 12 housewives reccommend it for all their castration needs. Buy one today and receive a free misogynist to practice on.

 

[impressive]

Yeah, she should have used new family friendly Castratotron. It cauterizes and cleans as it cuts insuring a smooth clean emasculation with no mess and no fuss. 10 out of 12 housewives reccommend it for all their castration needs. Buy one today and receive a free misogynist to practice on.

Visions of a mini guillotine with a blow torch attachment.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If I'd cut off a man's dick, I'd like to use a knife that leaves an as unclean cut as possible, preferably one that you can hack and slize it up so the doctor's won't be able to re-attach it.

I read in a book that in Brazil, an abused housewife copied Lorena Bobbitt after her husband hitting her. Another one was a bit more creative, she went up in the middle of the night, boiled some water, and poured it over her husband's crotch.

Apparently, there's this new trend in Brazil where men sleep on their stomach.

Instead of straightening out their act and start treating women with respect...

 

[AppleBiter]

If you're gonna cut off a man's dick and you want to be sure he won't get it back, puree it in the blender. Duh.

 

[cloudy]

A friend of mine had a bad post-partum experience....well, her husband did, anyway.

She was home with their first baby, had a slight case of the baby blues, and they only had one car. Her husband leaves sometime in the afternoon to "spend some time with the guys," leaving her there with a new baby, and no way of going anywhere. To make things worse, he didn't get home until the wee hours of the morning.

She waited until he went to sleep, sewed him into the bedclothes so that he couldn't move, sat on his chest......then woke him up, and clobbered him with a cast iron skillet - knocked out two teeth.

Bet he won't ever do that again.

 

[Andreina]

i slept with a professor of mine.

 

[impressive]

Apparently, there's this new trend in Brazil where men sleep on their stomach.

That's when you break out the SuperGlue.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

That's when you break out the SuperGlue.

Or the Veet wax strips...

 

[AppleBiter]

Or the Veet wax strips...

Nah . . . EPILADY.

 

[impressive]

A friend of mine had a bad post-partum experience....well, her husband did, anyway.

She was home with their first baby, had a slight case of the baby blues, and they only had one car. Her husband leaves sometime in the afternoon to "spend some time with the guys," leaving her there with a new baby, and no way of going anywhere. To make things worse, he didn't get home until the wee hours of the morning.

She waited until he went to sleep, sewed him into the bedclothes so that he couldn't move, sat on his chest......then woke him up, and clobbered him with a cast iron skillet - knocked out two teeth.

Bet he won't ever do that again.

Just two? She should've turned on the lights for better aim.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nah . . . EPILADY.

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