Lord Pmann
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Today is the national day of inventions and good ideas according to a day I made up for the purposes of this thread. I feel that a dream of mine has led me to what may be the greatest idea of all times. I’m practically Thomas Edison. So here is my invention...
Back Titties (patent pending, motherfuckers- don’t go nixing me ideas)
So, I had a dream last night that I was hugging a very attractive, busty gal who shall remain nameless. I said, “I wish I could squeeze your boobs while I hug you.”
Then, this girl said the sweetest words anyone has ever uddered (sic- and it’s very clever) to me. She said, “I could get back titties for you.”
Basically, it’s implants on your back, so I could squeeze them when I hugged her. Furthermore, whilst fucking her doggy style, I could play with them and not have to do the whole reach around gimmick and risk pulling a muscle.
Why is this not a thing? It got me thinking, if a dream could solicit such brilliance, maybe more good ideas out there exist. Does anyone have anything of equal brilliance they’d like to share? I’m sure you don’t, but go ahead and let’s hear your brilliant ideas. Or maybe they could be ideas that you had and someone else came out with them at a later date. That also happened with my idea for Guitar Hero. Except in my video game, you learn how to actually play the instrument, not be a wanky tool with a useless talent for pressing buttons. Alas, I am not rich from it.
Back Titties (patent pending, motherfuckers- don’t go nixing me ideas)
So, I had a dream last night that I was hugging a very attractive, busty gal who shall remain nameless. I said, “I wish I could squeeze your boobs while I hug you.”
Then, this girl said the sweetest words anyone has ever uddered (sic- and it’s very clever) to me. She said, “I could get back titties for you.”
Basically, it’s implants on your back, so I could squeeze them when I hugged her. Furthermore, whilst fucking her doggy style, I could play with them and not have to do the whole reach around gimmick and risk pulling a muscle.
Why is this not a thing? It got me thinking, if a dream could solicit such brilliance, maybe more good ideas out there exist. Does anyone have anything of equal brilliance they’d like to share? I’m sure you don’t, but go ahead and let’s hear your brilliant ideas. Or maybe they could be ideas that you had and someone else came out with them at a later date. That also happened with my idea for Guitar Hero. Except in my video game, you learn how to actually play the instrument, not be a wanky tool with a useless talent for pressing buttons. Alas, I am not rich from it.
