PM Titles - What are yours?

[islandman]

My last four:

Crossfit
Texas get together
Fuck me running
Love it

Sounds like the plot to a story.

Someone used my crossfit thread to hit on you via PM?

Those uncouth bastards!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Your Mouthbreather Thread, do you mean Indie?
Mouthbreathers: Indie huh?
Indie's a Mouthbreather for sure
Mouthbreather Example - Indiesnob
Indie. A mouthbreather if ever I saw one
That bearded cunt can't even breath through his mouth for ALL THE FUCKING HAIR GROWING AROUND IT!

 

[Mischka]

Someone used my crossfit thread to hit on you via PM?

Afraid not. We just discussed CrossFit in more detail.

Few hit on me via PM, actually. I'm rather unapproachable, I think. Must be the orange horse.

 

[Mischka]

Phelia is mine!
No she's mine!
How come you steal all the cool people from me you cunt?
You're the cunt!
Fuck off cunt, we're bumping our pelvises together!
I hope the heats kills you, you miserable cunt!
I'd look like your beard if I shriveled up and died, you cunt!

Your Mouthbreather Thread, do you mean Indie?
Mouthbreathers: Indie huh?
Indie's a Mouthbreather for sure
Mouthbreather Example - Indiesnob
Indie. A mouthbreather if ever I saw one
That bearded cunt can't even breath through his mouth for ALL THE FUCKING HAIR GROWING AROUND IT!

Who are these people who type such long subject lines? I mean, really.

 

[Phelia]

Excerpt from my future autobiography:

It was from her. Her. Ravishing, radiant, reffulgent. "We should mash our vulvas together!" it read, cheerful and delicious all at once. I felt a warmth pool in the pit of my stomach and start to spread through my extremities, burning through my chest, my breasts. It's a funny thing, to realize you've just experienced the best moment in your life. To know, with certainty, that no laugh or moan or triumph or surprise could come close enough even to tickle that feeling of gnostic nirvana, even standing on its tippy-toes. I felt new. I felt different. I wanted cheese.

 

[prettyinpink25]

...I've got quite an assortment. My box typically gets full within 2 days

Hi
Pink-how about this guy climbs..
Squillions of emails?
Hi
Just found your thread
Request
Wow
Just saying hello
Hi there
Great afternoon
Good evening
Happy Friday
Single Male Here
Hello there
I love breast milk
Hello gorgeous

Working on the next one yet?
Welcome back
Such a beautiful pussy
Beautiful
Hello there
Hi
x

 

[SkAoUt]

How are you doin'?
So
Hi
Also
A question about another poster
Ah
I just read your post on the General Board
I was just derpin' around and
I want to pic your brains
title
I'm going to help you out
You've too low a post count.
The countdown
If I ever get a dog
**WARNING** What you are about to see
This is more rapey

^^^ 2 years worth of pms

 

[islandman]

Afraid not. We just discussed CrossFit in more detail.

Few hit on me via PM, actually. I'm rather unapproachable, I think. Must be the orange horse.

I always make sure to wear my cup before PMing you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Excerpt from my future autobiography:

It was from her. Her. Ravishing, radiant, reffulgent. "We should mash our vulvas together!" it read, cheerful and delicious all at once. I felt a warmth pool in the pit of my stomach and start to spread through my extremities, burning through my chest, my breasts. It's a funny thing, to realize you've just experienced the best moment in your life. To know, with certainty, that no laugh or moan or triumph or surprise could come close enough even to tickle that feeling of gnostic nirvana, even standing on its tippy-toes. I felt new. I felt different. I wanted cheese.

What an evening this is turning out to be for me.

Later on when darkness falls, this intrepid explorer will be hunting for glitter (on Neci's advice), semi blind (although my torch isn't that powerful), panther like through the conifers, all the while thinking of how I can enslave this vixen, Phelia.

I've already written your name across my pelvis with a tube of Primula With Chives. We've only just begun our heady descent into sapphic, cheese madness. My darling girl, you haven't just experienced the best moment of your life. That PM was a mere taster of what's to come. Oh! If only on this sultry July night I were rubbing your flanks with a block of Stinking Bishop, our vulvas would be a-quiver way before the mashing commences.

 

[RobDownSouth]

My last few:
Hey
SHOW OFF
Need help finding transexual story (very funny koalabear)
Didn't know you lived in Houston
Who the hell is CurvyJae?
kbate
I'm curious
Chat access request (very funny miles)
hey
So I married a Repub

 

[Aquagal]

Ahahahaaaa!!

Well if that isn't fucking old.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Re: Answer
question
good luck!
Thanks
GFY
UGH!
A pic you posted
hi
Serie Galante
Here is my story intended for Lit audiences...please edit. thanks
Pics????
Photos
Random photos in my threads
Since...
thank you
Photo Connection
Curious
The perfect 10
Some great pics...
An eye
tattoo n goth
guy or girl?
Olympics
Your Free PM
haha
KRC pics
Read this.
Don't tell anybody....
Greetings
you've seen 9 songs
Blue box w/?
tyvm
You get the prize
Groovy
A kiss for you!
Just because...
Lint
as my self-expression philosophy goes...
One more...
Up for trying most things at leadt once.
long-cat pic
Mega pic hero


A selection from the last few months.

It would be really funny to identify some of the senders of these...

 

[BiTodd]

Afraid not. We just discussed CrossFit in more detail.

Few hit on me via PM, actually. I'm rather unapproachable, I think. Must be the orange horse.

might be the 13 800 something post count.

 

[SortOfBeautiful]

Oh, dear. Last 10.

- Zombification!
- YOU.
- Don't get too excited.
- Our Story.
- Blowjob question
- What the shit?
- How do I follow that?
- Blondie.
- Oh, my.
- Your turn!

 

[yossi]

All of mine are run of the mill. Damn.

Greetings
Hey (And variants thereof)
yo
Chat
Fun
Just noticed your yoga pants pics...

 

[islandman]

What yoga pants pics?

 

[yossi]

I think on the Fetish board someone started a yoga pants thread. They're on that one.

 

[islandman]

Challenge accepted.

 

[spacekowboy]

I read this thread title as "PM Titties".

I got excited for a minute.

 

[islandman]

I think on the Fetish board someone started a yoga pants thread. They're on that one.

Mission accomplished.

So, you like the furries....

 

[lovetoread]

The last 5

Holy moly!!
Wannabe??!
Hello!!
*whistles*
Must say

 

[islandman]

The last 5

Holy moly!!
Wanna Pet My Little Pony?
Hello!!
*whistles*
Must say

Kinky fucker.

 

[lovetoread]

Kinky fucker.

Damned straight.

 

[yossi]

Mission accomplished.

So, you like the furries....

Now that would have been a great one to send via PM. Way to muck it up.

 

[artemesia_g]

I could do your chores.
Sweet Jesus!
What, these old things?
Hey newb, nice tits.