PM Titles - What are yours?

[mark197205]

Lets hit him in the face with a cricket bat and see if we can bring on his period.

I chortled.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Dirty fucking slags on here...

Lets hit him in the face with a cricket bat and see if we can bring on his period.

You ladies is evil?

 

[neci]

mangos, bears, monsters and cum. i like your style, neci!

gracias!

Lets hit him in the face with a cricket bat and see if we can bring on his period.

*happy dance*

it's like a pinata party!

 

[Fata Morgana]

gracias!



*happy dance*

it's like a pinata party!

In fact, lets just keep bashing the cunt til we get him all the way to the menopause.

 

[doctor_insanus]

You asked for it. Fuckers.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/092011/1317664171_spiders.gif

http://cdn.chud.com/0/0f/350x700px-LL-0f641d51_Matrix-Maniacal-Movie-Laughs.gif

 

[neci]

In fact, lets just keep bashing the cunt til we get him all the way to the menopause.

if i could be bashed into menopause, i'd be all over it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

That is the gif equivalent of a LiFEnDeaTh post.

 

[neci]

when it's dark out, hold a flashlight next to your eyes and look into the trees.

 

[Fata Morgana]

when it's dark out, hold a flashlight next to your eyes and look into the trees.

Why! .

 

[Adre]

Hey handsome
You da man!
Marry me now!
So cool


It goes on like that.

 

[SexyWench]

an erotic diversion
the kiss you want
devil talk
Submitting a Request
Detailed PM?
Yup I See
We're not spending enough time ...
fingers
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener
sending my admiration

 

[neci]

Why! .

it's a magic trick. just do it!

 

[IndieSnob]

if you pinch your top and bottom lips, does your face look like a hairy cunt?

Yes!

However, you'll have to do a taste test. Just put your tongue in there and tell me what it tastes like.

 

[Fata Morgana]

it's a magic trick. just do it!

You know what, because I'm such a cunt I'm going to later. But if tons of spiders come flying out of trees I will be sending you a terse PM young lady.

 

[Phelia]

I like spiders and even I was skeeved out by that one. Eeee I can feel them in my bodyyyyyyy!

I don't have many exciting ones, but it was fun to go through some of the old clunkers in there! Made me miss some people

The best title was probably "more genitalia in your life?" You can't go wrong opening a message like that.

 

[neci]

You know what, because I'm such a cunt I'm going to later. But if tons of spiders come flying out of trees I will be sending you a terse PM young lady.

look for the glitter.

 

[Fata Morgana]

look for the glitter.

Fuck me my Friday nights are WILD. I'll be lurking in the garden later like a stunned cunt looking for glitter.

Will let you know.

 

[Wrong Element]

Hi
Hi
Pic request
That's a big one!
Hi
Hello there
Hi there
What the hell is AJ talking about?
Here's my phone number
Hi
Hi
Hi there
I love The Big Lebowski!
Hi
Re: Hi
Re: Re: Hi
Re: Re: Re: Hi
Hello
Happy Birthday!
I'm naked
Hi
Request for tomato garden photos
Hi
Why Obama must die now
Re: Are you my dad?
Hello
Is chat working?
Hi
Hi
Re: Sinny's boobs
Hi
Go to hell
Hello
Hi
Hi

 

[neci]

Yes!

However, you'll have to do a taste test. Just put your tongue in there and tell me what it tastes like.

have you brushed your cunt today?

Fuck me my Friday nights are WILD. I'll be lurking in the garden later like a stunned cunt looking for glitter.

Will let you know.

yay!

i swear, it will be so much fun.

 

[islandman]

Fuck me my Friday nights are WILD. I'll be lurking in the garden later like a stunned cunt looking for glitter.

Will let you know.

Gary is in your garden?

 

[Fata Morgana]

My best title yet

I would like to high-five your pelvis with my face.

 

[IndieSnob]

I would like to high-five your pelvis with my face.

Don't fall for it. Ian used that title on me once as well, and it wasn't as sexy as you'd think.

 

[islandman]

Don't fall for it. Ian used that title on me once as well, and it wasn't as sexy as you'd think.

It wasn't me.

Evidently her potty-mouth has raised someone else's heartbeat.

 

[Mischka]

My last four:

Crossfit
Texas get together
Fuck me running
Love it

Sounds like the plot to a story.

 

[IndieSnob]

Phelia is mine!
No she's mine!
How come you steal all the cool people from me you cunt?
You're the cunt!
Fuck off cunt, we're bumping our pelvises together!
I hope the heats kills you, you miserable cunt!
I'd look like your beard if I shriveled up and died, you cunt!