PM Like a Douchebag Day
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The_Fool
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Hey Bitch,
I love thinking of you as my bitch. I could put my collar on you and and clip on that leash. Walk you around and let all my friends pet you. Take you to my ex's house and when she isn't looking, have you piss on her carpet. But what I really want to do is fucking mount you, bite your neck and breed my bitch.
You know, I am kind of shocked that I could come up with that. Words are spelled right though and in mostly the right order so not as good as it could be.
I love thinking of you as my bitch. I could put my collar on you and and clip on that leash. Walk you around and let all my friends pet you. Take you to my ex's house and when she isn't looking, have you piss on her carpet. But what I really want to do is fucking mount you, bite your neck and breed my bitch.
You know, I am kind of shocked that I could come up with that. Words are spelled right though and in mostly the right order so not as good as it could be.
MsQuote
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I agree. You have to work on dropping those capital letters and stop putting periods where they belong. You might want to try typing something like that with one hand, and then I just might be convinced that you could pass for a douchebag lurker.
Nice try, though!
kimbalee
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MsQuote
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Hey Jackwad,
Do you really consider getting your dick on video cam "getting at you for real"? Or is that as close to a real sexual experience as you can hope?
Ellafun
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Lord Pmann
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"Hi, my name is Pmann."
Pretty douchie huh?
Pretty douchie huh?
sunshinegirl05
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<gasp> that is so bad!!!!!!!!
MsQuote
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This one just came in ...
Douchebag: 21-m here. Recently, I was supposed to be housesitting for a neighbor and she came back early and caught me sunbathing nude and jerking off with suntan lotion. She is in her fifties. She used to be my teacher in high school. Care to chat?
Me: I have a kid older than you. I really don't wish to have this conversation with you.
Douchebag: 21-m here. Recently, I was supposed to be housesitting for a neighbor and she came back early and caught me sunbathing nude and jerking off with suntan lotion. She is in her fifties. She used to be my teacher in high school. Care to chat?
Me: I have a kid older than you. I really don't wish to have this conversation with you.
MsQuote
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Oh, please tell me you're joking!
Cipher
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Douchebag: i luv ur tits i masterbate all the time imagine you are a slut begging for my cum to cover you then i make you swallow and fuk ur ass until you scream i love maken da ladies scrrreaaamm.
Me: LMAO! I always need a good laugh! Oh and by the way, if you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it.
Helpful Hint: Try reading profiles sometime. It would save you from humiliating yourself in front of strangers.
P.S.
Your grammar shows your age. You have to be 18 to be here.
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Me: LMAO! I always need a good laugh! Oh and by the way, if you can't spell it, you shouldn't be doing it.
Helpful Hint: Try reading profiles sometime. It would save you from humiliating yourself in front of strangers.
P.S.
Your grammar shows your age. You have to be 18 to be here.
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MsQuote
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I got one once that was along the lines of:
hungree 4 yur cumz!
Sounds like someone who's young, dumb and full of cum.
Cipher
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I got one once that was along the lines of:
hungree 4 yur cumz!
LMFAO @"4 yur cumz"
Damn..lol
MsQuote
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TheLM
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Sounds like someone who's young, dumb and full of cum.
Full of.... Cliche early 2000's internet lingo, at least.
Replacing "for" with "4" joins the short list of things with the power to cause me to become instantly flaccid.
Cipher
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You can be young once, but stupid, clueless and immature forever.
You got that right Ms.Q!
There's alot of that here..LoL
MsQuote
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It's not offensive, but when I get a PM like that from someone I've never seen on the boards, there's no chance in hell I'm going to answer it.
I wonder if these PM douchebags know how many unsolicited PM's women on Lit get.
Has anyone gotten any crazy follow-up PM's from PM douchebags demanding to know/begging to know/asking why you never replied to their unsolicited/unwelcome PM's?
MsQuote
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y da fuk u lyfao on "4 yur cumz"
juz 4 dat im uppin it to "5 my cumz' n u can just gag on it pus
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Damn ... that actually hurt to write that.
My belly is hurting from laughing so hard!
