Plot bunny? Wife says, "Sometime I need to feel a bigger dick inside me"

[MarlowBunny]

Plot bunny?

Wife says, "Sometimes I need to feel a bigger dick inside me."

Husband replies, "Sometimes I need to bang a younger chick."

How will they work it out? Will it end the marriage?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Plot bunny?

Wife says, "Sometimes I need to feel a bigger dick inside me."

Husband replies, "Sometimes I need to bang a younger chick."

How will they work it out? Will it end the marriage?

Wife buys husband two black silk scarves.

"Tie one around your dick," she tells him, "and the other around your eyes."

"Then what?" he asks her.

"Fuck me, and we'll imagine..." she answers.

 

[stephen55]

Wife buys husband two black silk scarves.

"Tie one around your dick," she tells him, "and the other around your eyes."

"Then what?" he asks her.

"Fuck me, and we'll imagine..." she answers.

*snicker*

 

[imagreal]

seconds before he dumped his load

http://42120.jpg

 

[CharleyH]

Plot bunny?

Wife says, "Sometimes I need to feel a bigger dick inside me."

Husband replies, "Sometimes I need to bang a younger chick."

How will they work it out? Will it end the marriage?

Sure they will divorce. No man compares to lesbian creativity. A good fisting always makes a woman leave her man.

 

[sr71plt]

Plot bunny?

Wife says, "Sometimes I need to feel a bigger dick inside me."

Husband replies, "Sometimes I need to bang a younger chick."

How will they work it out? Will it end the marriage?

What marriage?

 

[Stella_Omega]

When a woman says "I need to feel a bigger dick inside of me" what she's really saying is;

"You STILL haven't figured out how to help me orgasm, and I'm sick and tired of trying to teach you."

 

[MarlowBunny]

When a woman says "I need to feel a bigger dick inside of me" what she's really saying is;

"You STILL haven't figured out how to help me orgasm, and I'm sick and tired of trying to teach you."

That's harsh!

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's harsh!

Fraid so.

 

[rgraham666]

When a woman says "I need to feel a bigger dick inside of me" what she's really saying is;

"You STILL haven't figured out how to help me orgasm, and I'm sick and tired of trying to teach you."

That's harsh!

Stella's right. Unfortunately way too many men think that all they have to do is 'show up'.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And folks wonder why divorce and infidelity on the women's part is so common . . .

 

[Stella_Omega]

And folks wonder why divorce and infidelity on the women's part is so common . . .

But they never wonder why male infidelity is so common. Because needing (and deserving) a younger woman? Well, duh, obviously. Who would argue with that?

Alrighty then.

I have noticed, marlow bunny, that your posts assume a "war between the sexes" much of the time. Is that your world view? Is there always a war between the sexes?

 

[lovecraft68]

When a woman says "I need to feel a bigger dick inside of me" what she's really saying is;

"You STILL haven't figured out how to help me orgasm, and I'm sick and tired of trying to teach you."

Most women I have been with and known are not "size queens" the only time size seems to start to become a fixation is, as Stella is pretty much saying, when your not taking care of what you need to.

If you're a guy and you're good at foreplay and can do something with your tongue besides flap it in the breeze your lady shouldn't really be craving anything.

Onto the other side. Men wanting the "younger chick" stems from the a situation where the wife has gotten to the point of "we aren't teenagers anymore" so hubby starts thinking back to the glory days or assumes the young ones would be more fun. If the woman is willing to still act like that giddy little girl (and she will if you see point A) then no problems at all

Hell you can start role playing and pretend to be whoever the hell you want.

Bottom line in the bedroom you get what you give. If your not giving a shit then shit is what you will get.

 

[stephen55]

If there is always going to be a war between the sexes, I'll be a spy, sleeping with the enemy. <--- (the only emoticon with sunglasses)

 

[Verdad]

Is there always a war between the sexes?

Of course there is! Women have the pussy, which is an unfair advantage right there. And to make it worse, they don’t show enough enthusiasm for a man’s natural needs, especially if he’s a Good GuyTM.

No?

If there is always going to be a war between the sexes, I'll be a spy, sleeping with the enemy. <--- (the only emoticon with sunglasses)

This, on the other hand, is a most sensible position.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

IMO, the guy who runs off with a younger woman is probably thinking that since she'll be 'uneducated and naive' he won't have to put out any effort to satisfy her. And if that's the case, his ex is better off without him!

Personally, I'm for structured variety, myself. That way all parties involved are kept happy. Unfortunately, this is a position I am unable to sell.

 

[TE999]

Where guys wanting a cute young thing to party with are concerned, they need to realize A) They can outlast you, big time, B) You have nothing in common, except maybe money (she wants it, you have it), C) You don't fuck the face (not always) and D) Sooner or later you're gonna look old to her (especially when the money's gone).

As far as the ladies go, they're happy if the guy can get them off before he does.