Plot Bunny: The Thoughtful Burglar

[3113]

From here:

When a South Bend, Ind. mother returned home Monday night with her son, she discovered Keith Davis, 46, had neatly folded her clothes, swept the floor and cooked dinner. The problem? Davis was a burglar.

Actually, he was just a confused neighbor. But still...the plot bunny's a good one

 

[sr71plt]

So, I guess the question for the ladies (of the domesticated variety) is whether having your laundry folded, house vacuumed, and dinner cooking on the stove would be enough for a stranger to get a toss in the hay.

 

[3113]

So, I guess the question for the ladies (of the domesticated variety) is whether having your laundry folded, house vacuumed, and dinner cooking on the stove would be enough for a stranger to get a toss in the hay.

Nah. He'd have to do all the laundry, not just fold it, to get that.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

What did he make for dinner, I wonder?

Did he fry up some pork chops or just open a can of beans? Maybe he made a stir fry. Frozen fish sticks or corn dogs? Or a roast she had in the fridge?

Tell us what he cooked and we'd have a much better idea of why he did this.

 

[sr71plt]

Tell us what he cooked and we'd have a much better idea of why he did this.

I think he did this--especially since he apparently was just in the wrong house--because his wife was having such a tough day at the office that she called him and said he should have the house shipshape and dinner on the stove when she got home if he knew what was good for him--and that he was so scared spitless he never noticed he was in the wrong house.

 

[3113]

What did he make for dinner, I wonder?

Did he fry up some pork chops or just open a can of beans? Maybe he made a stir fry. Frozen fish sticks or corn dogs? Or a roast she had in the fridge?

Tell us what he cooked and we'd have a much better idea of why he did this.

According to the video that went along with this, he cooked up some chicken.

 

[lovecraft68]

So, I guess the question for the ladies (of the domesticated variety) is whether having your laundry folded, house vacuumed, and dinner cooking on the stove would be enough for a stranger to get a toss in the hay.

From all the bitching I hear from my wife's friends about how little their husbands do, I think he wouldn't only get a roll in the hay, but an offer to move in.

 

[lance gt]

I think he did this--especially since he apparently was just in the wrong house--because his wife was having such a tough day at the office that she called him and said he should have the house shipshape and dinner on the stove when she got home if he knew what was good for him--and that he was so scared spitless he never noticed he was in the wrong house.

Based on experience I take it?

 

[sr71plt]

Based on experience I take it?

As so often, you take it wrong.

Do you have to swiftboat even when we're being playful?

 

[lance gt]

As so often, you take it wrong.

Do you have to swiftboat even when we're being playful?

You totally left yourself open to that one. Smile and don't take yourself so seriously. We don't, lol

 

[sr71plt]

You totally left yourself open to that one. Smile and don't take yourself so seriously. We don't, lol

What, I left myself open to you showing (once again) what an asshole you are? Yes, I think so.

 

[lance gt]

What, I left myself open to you showing (once again) what an asshole you are? Yes, I think so.

Awwwww, poor baby. Go cry and come back when you stop pouting.

 

[TE999]

From here:

Actually, he was just a confused neighbor. But still...the plot bunny's a good one

Has Felix Ungar escaped from the rest home again?

 

[emipet]

I would hold out for clean windows and a defrosted freezer too before I spread MY legs....