Plot Bunny Pens

[TheLobster]

Free-use, highly dangerous, potentially ruinous bunbun:

LW story involving anthros, where the big manly bull anthro is the one being cucked by a cuttlefish femboi. He thinks the femboi is female (re: actual cuttlefish mating strategy), a friend of his wife's, but the cuttlefish is just getting close so he can fuck the wife.

This is just a thinly veiled excuse to use the term sneaky fucker, isn’t it?

 

[anthrodisiac]

This is just a thinly veiled excuse to use the term sneaky fucker, isn’t it?

I dunno if there's anything veiled about it.

 

[Actingup]

Greetings! Do you have plot bunnies? Are you trying to write your magnum opus, but these darn adorable little critters keep bugging you for attention? Do you just need a few minutes to yourself to breathe, truly breathe, away from the fluff and hopping? Wouldn't it be great if there was somewhere you could deposit your bunnies so there was room in your head for anything else? Sometimes it helps to put a bunny out into the world so it's not stuck running around inside your head.

That's where we come in! Founded in 1998 by Lester and Hester Hopscotch, Plot Bunny Pens was a simple service providing writers some well deserved "me time" to focus on their actually important works, and has since grown to 83 locations across 24 different countries.

Unlike other Plot Bunny services that shred, torch, exterminate, drop down wells, eviscerate, and send unprepared knights to slaughter them (we're looking at you, BunBurners!), we believe that every plot bunny deserves a chance to live and be free. That's why we at PBP will make sure to feed, water, and breed your bunnies, showing them the same love and care we would show any story idea that happened upon our doorstep.

That's the PBP way!

"Gosh, Plot Bunny Pens, I have a lot of plot bunnies, are you sure you have room?"

Absolutely!

"No, seriously, Plot Bunny Pens, It's a lot. Like, a lot a lot. An ungodly a lot."

Not an issue! PBP has a patented Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™, theoretically infinite, where we send all the plot bunnies we get. This gives them all the room their adorable little hearts could want, and they are well taken care of by our fleet of automated drones providing food and water — not to mention scaring away the kreptoids that would try to prey on our lovable scamps!

"But, Plot Bunny Pens, what if I decided I want to take back my plot bunny? Maybe I finally have time to write it."

Hah! Sure you do... Uh, I mean, no problem! You have a money-back guarantee that we will watch your plot bunny until you return to pick it up. And if you never pick it up, not to worry! Our proprietary BunBun Life Extension Technology™ means that these suckers will easily outlive your silly flesh body, and will still be around well into the heat death of the universe!

"Plot Bunny Pens, what if I want to adopt someone else's plot bunny? It's just so gosh-dang adorable and I can't believe someone would just leave it here!"

We hear you! These critters are so darn cute, and sometimes we just can't help ourselves, we just have to have it! All you need to do is find the owner of the plot bunny and petition them to foster their widdle fluffball. Once you have the owner's permission, we'll use our Plot Bunny Tele-Yoinker™ to instantly Yoink™ it out of the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™ and plop the critter into your waiting hands!

"So how the **** does this **** work, you ****ing weirdo?"

Gosh, that's a lot of asterisks. But it's quite simple! You have a plot bunny? Simply post it in the thread and we'll take care of the rest! That's right, all you need to do is yank it out of your head and plop it in here. Easy as pie!

So come on down to Plot Bunny Pens, where the grass is always greener, the bunnies always fluffier, and your mind is finally uncluttered!

Rules:
1. If you want anyone to be able to adopt your plot bunny without asking first, please mark as "Free-Use BunBun." You may explicitly note it is a "Restricted BunBun," which means use in works requires express permission.
2. Unless a bunny is marked Free-Use BunBun or some variation thereupon, assume it is the sole property of the bunny progenitor, and thus use requires express permission of bunny progenitor to use in your own works.
3. PBP prides itself on its BunBun Breeding Progam. You are welcome, and even encouraged, to breed your plot bunnies with other people's plot bunnies. If you do not want your bunny bred, please mark as "Chastity BunBun."
4. If you breed your bunny with another, please be sure to note whose bunny yours was bred with. If breeding with a Free-Use BunBun, please note that as well. In the event of breeding with a Free-Use BunBun, you are free to mark your baby bunny as Free-Use or Chastity.
5. If you want to use a bred bunny, please be sure to ask both progenitors, unless it is marked a Free-Use BunBun by both parties.
6. If you wish to change your designation, please edit the original post and state when the designation was changed. You are free to repost the bunny as well.
7. If at any point you use someone else's bunny in your works, be sure to credit them.
8. Respect all bunny designations.
9. There are no stupid plot bunnies. Respect other's bunnies as you would want your own respected. Playful teasing is acceptable/expected.
10. Hop to it!

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And if you still aren't sure, here are some PBP customer testimonials!

"I've been storing plot bunnies with PBP from day one. I've never come back for them, but it's nice knowing that they'll outlive every human on Earth. Thanks, PBP!"
- Pat Snoozegarden

"Ever since kreptoids butchered an entire family of plot bunnies, I've been worried sick. Sure, I have no use for them, but that don't mean they deserve to get kreptoided! So I dumped all 4,719 of them at PBP, and not a single one got ate so far."
- Granny Gastrilick

"Look, man, sometimes you don't got no ideas, and maybes I come down to PBP, see what's on the offering, ya know? The adoption forms are super easy. Ya find the mook, ask 'em real ****ing nice, and you go home with a widdle baby bunbun. Easy as... What was it in the ad? Pie. Yeah. Easy as pie."
- Frankie "Bloodbath" Galvoni

"I'll be honest. Some days I just go down to the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™ and watch them roam about. It's mesmerizing, billions of them just going about their business. Eating, drinking, breeding. Some of these plot bunnies were never come up with by a writer, they were bred right here in the BunBun Farm. It's nifty."
- Valorie Shmalorie

"I finally managed to write the great American novel. I'm not a proud man. I wept like a baby. Without PBP, I'd still be swimming in whiskey, staring at the blank page on my Royal typewriter while the plot bunnies nibbled at the corners of my mind 'til I bled out my ears. But now... Nobel Prize, here I come!"
- Winston G. Ditherwad, author of Boobs: My Journey to Heaven

For what it’s worth….. @PennyThompson and I were working on a Litcon story and a plot bunny somehow managed to slip into it (I blame Penny for leaving the window open). It led to some great story-side sex and an important bunny-role in a critical action scene, and if it’s okay we’d like to keep the bunny. But you might want to check that all the bunny hutches are secure

 

[anthrodisiac]

For what it’s worth….. @PennyThompson and I were working on a Litcon story and a plot bunny somehow managed to slip into it (I blame Penny for leaving the window open). It led to some great story-side sex and an important bunny-role in a critical action scene, and if it’s okay we’d like to keep the bunny. But you might want to check that all the bunny hutches are secure

Well, as long as it was a free use bunbun, and it seems like it was, PBP will allow it in this case. PBP recognizes you and Penny are good stewards of plot bunnies, and have no reservations about the two of you taking care of our adorable loose flufferbutterball.

We appreciate you bringing this matter to our attention. Heavens forefend a kreptoid find such a weakness in the Hyperdimensional BunBun Farm™!

 

[liliput1]

I assumed this was more of a Take a Bunny, Leave a Bunny situation.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I assumed this was more of a Take a Bunny, Leave a Bunny situation.

PBP is definitely more in the business of accruing bunbuns than actually having people ever return for them.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

For what it’s worth….. @PennyThompson and I were working on a Litcon story and a plot bunny somehow managed to slip into it (I blame Penny for leaving the window open). It led to some great story-side sex and an important bunny-role in a critical action scene, and if it’s okay we’d like to keep the bunny. But you might want to check that all the bunny hutches are secure

FWIW, and I didn't put that in the comment which is pending moderation, your plot bunny kept making me think back to norafares 'The Void Bunny'. I blame the bunny ears. Not that it was a bad thing.

I now return you to the bunny pens. Maybe they all be stocked with plenty of food for the plot bunnies so they can grow to be big and strong and give birth to great stories.

 

[Actingup]

FWIW, and I didn't put that in the comment which is pending moderation, your plot bunny kept making me think back to norafares 'The Void Bunny'. I blame the bunny ears. Not that it was a bad thing.

I now return you to the bunny pens. Maybe they all be stocked with plenty of food for the plot bunnies so they can grow to be big and strong and give birth to great stories.

Thanks for reading! I’ll look forward to reading your comment.

 

[AStrangeDesire]

Thanks for reading! I’ll look forward to reading your comment.

Yes, well, it's nothing special.

But also, damn you for sending me down a rabbit hole of stories! I just finish PennyThompson's 'Accessibility compliance' and still have a whole bunch to go. And what I meant to be doing is working on the story I started writing today.

#LitProblems

 

[Actingup]

Yes, well, it's nothing special.

But also, damn you for sending me down a rabbit hole of stories! I just finish PennyThompson's 'Accessibility compliance' and still have a whole bunch to go. And what I meant to be doing is working on the story I started writing today.

#LitProblems

Nothing bad can ever be associated with reading Accessibility Compliance. There’s a reason why @PennyThompson is a five-time winner of the Hottest Diversity And Inclusion-Minded Author on Literotica award, after all.

 

[liliput1]

Nothing bad can ever be associated with reading Accessibility Compliance. There’s a reason why @PennyThompson is a five-time winner of the Hottest Diversity And Inclusion-Minded Author on Literotica award, after all.

Somewhere an HR manager who just came here to get her jill off so she could go to sleep is instead crying quietly.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just read Accessibility Compliance; great story. Made me wonder what might have gone on at the Department of National Defense some years ago when I was sexting with a woman in HQ and we received a message that our talk was very inspiring, but not appropriate for government channels. And there was a PS: Please let us know where you're taking it so we can tune in.

 

[Actingup]

Just read Accessibility Compliance; great story. Made me wonder what might have gone on at the Department of National Defense some years ago when I was sexting with a woman in HQ and we received a message that our talk was very inspiring, but not appropriate for government channels. And there was a PS: Please let us know where you're taking it so we can tune in.

Inspiring indeed!

 

[TheExperimentalist]

I had an absolutely absurd plot bunny show up this morning that I'm (almost) certain I have no intention of pursuing, so it's definitely (probably) free use. (ETA: I hate my brain, but I actually wrote the damn thing.) It would be a T&M or possibly Fetish story, depending on whether you think it'd count as 'extreme'. (I guess it could also be NH if you go the anthropomorphic/somehow sentient route, though in my head it's definitely just the FMC getting herself off...) Anyway, the entirety of the idea is summed up by the title that would be given to this hypothetical story:

Fuck Me, Stepladder!

(P. S. I'm sorry for what I've done.)

 

[sirhugs]

PBP is definitely more in the business of accruing bunbuns than actually having people ever return for them.

The Story Ideas forum is available if you want to workshop an idea.

 

[sirhugs]

I assumed this was more of a Take a Bunny, Leave a Bunny situation.

The Story Ideas forum is available if you want to workshop an idea.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

I had an absolutely absurd plot bunny show up this morning that I'm (almost) certain I have no intention of pursuing, so it's definitely (probably) free use. It would be a T&M or possibly Fetish story, depending on whether you think it'd count as 'extreme'. (I guess it could also be NH if you go the anthropomorphic/somehow sentient route, though in my head it's definitely just the FMC getting herself off...) Anyway, the entirety of the idea is summed up by the title that would be given to this hypothetical story:


(P. S. I'm sorry for what I've done.)

Dammit. My brain has already come up with "Hard as steel" and "experiencing arousal at a height I never had before". I think I might have to write the damn thing and stick it in the Humor category. Fucking plot bunny dug up some clever phrasing instead of just running off.

 

[PennyThompson]

Somewhere an HR manager who just came here to get her jill off so she could go to sleep is instead crying quietly.

I have never gotten any positive or negative feedback from HR managers about Accessibility Compliance or another workplace unprofessionalism story of mine, (though I have gotten a lot of feedback from librarians about my librarian burnout story) so I can only assume that HR people love and approve of coworkers getting messy in the all-gender bathroom

Just read Accessibility Compliance; great story. Made me wonder what might have gone on at the Department of National Defense some years ago when I was sexting with a woman in HQ and we received a message that our talk was very inspiring, but not appropriate for government channels. And there was a PS: Please let us know where you're taking it so we can tune in.

having a national security component to the situation definitely adds a bit of spice...

 

[PennyThompson]

Dammit. My brain has already come up with "Hard as steel" and "experiencing arousal at a height I never had before". I think I might have to write the damn thing and stick it in the Humor category. Fucking plot bunny dug up some clever phrasing instead of just running off.

Would it be helpful, or un-helpful if I told you there is at least one porn video that takes this idea to its logical and literal conclusion

 

[sirhugs]

Would it be helpful, or un-helpful if I told you there is at least one porn video that takes this idea to its logical and literal conclusion

a link to the video might be more helpful.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Would it be helpful, or un-helpful if I told you there is at least one porn video that takes this idea to its logical and literal conclusion

Of course there is. Rule 34.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Dammit. My brain has already come up with "Hard as steel" and "experiencing arousal at a height I never had before". I think I might have to write the damn thing and stick it in the Humor category. Fucking plot bunny dug up some clever phrasing instead of just running off.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I just came up with the ending...

Of course, that was only my stepladder, I thought to myself with a naughty thrill, How much more exciting would it be if I could find and seduce my REAL ladder next time?

Why, brain, why?

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. I just came up with the ending...

Why, brain, why?

I fucking wrote the damn thing. It's the stupidest thing I've ever written and I hate it but also love it. I'll report back when it's posted. Fuck my brain and fuck you all.

 

[liliput1]

I fucking wrote the damn thing. It's the stupidest thing I've ever written and I hate it but also love it. I'll report back when it's posted. Fuck my brain and fuck you all.

“Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.”

 

[TheExperimentalist]

“Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself.”

More like "Lead me not into temptation. I've been there many times before and probably know the way even better than you."