Plot bunny for Toys/Masturbation

[Bramblethorn]

Last year, a chess grandmaster was accused of using vibrating anal beads to cheat:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66921563

And now, similar allegations against the winner of a Chinese chess (xiangqi) contest:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ed-of-title-after-defecating-in-hotel-bathtub

I'm sure there's a story in that for some writer.

 

[SimonDoom]

Bum's Gambit.

 

[Voboy]

I mean, I get that a lot of people find chess boring, but... aren't there more acceptable ways to spice it up?

 

[TheRedChamber]

The BBC one might be okay, but there's no way I'm clicking on that Guardian one.

 

[Bramblethorn]

The BBC one might be okay, but there's no way I'm clicking on that Guardian one.

Oh yeah, he did allegedly defecate in a hotel bathtub while celebrating his win (as one does), but he was also accused of using anal beads in much the same way as the first allegation.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Oh yeah, he did allegedly defecate in a hotel bathtub while celebrating his win (as one does), but he was also accused of using anal beads in much the same way as the first allegation.

I say I'm not going to visit, so you bring the content to me. How thoughtful.

 

[MrHereWriting]

Last year, a chess grandmaster was accused of using vibrating anal beads to cheat:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66921563

And now, similar allegations against the winner of a Chinese chess (xiangqi) contest:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ed-of-title-after-defecating-in-hotel-bathtub

I'm sure there's a story in that for some writer.

Frank (Danny Devito) uses anal beads to cheat at chess, from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

 

[BobbyLaker]

The BBC one might be okay, but there's no way I'm clicking on that Guardian one.

I read the G-one while eating my porridge this morning...

 

[Bramblethorn]

I say I'm not going to visit, so you bring the content to me. How thoughtful.

ah sorry, thought you'd already figured out that bit from the URL.

 

[onehitwanda]

BBC

*snrrrrrrrrrk*

 

[Demiurging]

"Chess Grandmaster accused of cheating after found to be using egg vibrator controlled by an outside party during games, actually just has a voyeurism fetish and a supportive partner."

 

[Bramblethorn]

plot twist: both players are doing it
twistier twist: they're not cheating at all, they're secretly lovers and each one is controlling the other's plug

Story title: "Mate In Two"

 

[stickygirl]

Knight takes Queen. Mate

 

[onehitwanda]

The English Opening.

 

[StillStunned]

The English Opening.

Opening Gambit.

 

[Unblemished]

Controller gets the intensity wrong and rather spectacularly gives the game away…

 

[MrPixel]

Next thing you know, chess tournaments above a certain level will mandate body cavity searches immediately before each match. Quality of play will suffer as the players deal with the emotional trauma of being intimately violated.

All of you are welcome to use that.

 

[SimonDoom]

Next thing you know, chess tournaments above a certain level will mandate body cavity searches immediately before each match. Quality of play will suffer as the players deal with the emotional trauma of being intimately violated.

All of you are welcome to use that.

Unless you're, you know, into that kind of thing.

It's going to give the anal fetishists a big advantage.

They'll be showing chess matches on Pornhub.

 

[Bamagan]

Unless you're, you know, into that kind of thing.

It's going to give the anal fetishists a big advantage.

They'll be showing chess matches on Pornhub.

They've experimented with that already.

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ItcmKBvadvE/UNwzsS6CS-I/AAAAAAAAOFA/ry7HSyBlfaM/s1600/Danielle+Ftv+Playing+Chess+Naked.jpg

 

[Candy_Kane54]

"How to Fork Your Opponent's Queen: A Primer"

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Queen's Gambit 2: Plug and Play

 

[Euphony]

Queen's Gambit 2: Plug and Play

Searching for Booty Twitchers

 

[alohadave]

Controller gets the intensity wrong and rather spectacularly gives the game away…

I'm imagining Mr Bean flailing, flinging pieces as his arms swing violently.

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm imagining Mr Bean flailing, flinging pieces as his arms swing violently.

https://www.browncafe.com/community/attachments/682d8373-3c4c-4360-8011-4dd3d5eb4fca-gif.162391/

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'm imagining Mr Bean flailing, flinging pieces as his arms swing violently.