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Every now and then I come across an idea for a story that I have no intention to write. Sometimes they are awesome, sometimes not.

I decided to make a thread for them:

Return to Castle Anthrax:
This is from a Monty Python skit in Holy Grail. Basically it's a castle full of women. If someone wrote a way for Sir Gallahad to escape The Gorge of Eternal Peril, he could go back to the Castle 2 or 3 years later when all of the characters would be 18.

Here's a transcript of the skit:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/anthrax.php

That person who lives with their elderly mother across the street in the middle of nowhere:
Basically, a married couple fights because one of them hates open spaces. Across the street lives a homely old lady and her 30s ish child. One of the married people leaves, and the old lady dies. Lessons are learned.

The bathroom in the lonely laundromat:
Dirty clothes, dirty meeting.

I have more, but I'm never going to write them, so I'll post them as they come up.
Feel free to link old Plot Bunny posts if there was one you liked.
 
Wisconsin woman arrested for holding two men hostage, demanding sex.

The charges stem from an incident last August, in which police were called to a house after neighbors reported that they heard a man screaming for help. When police arrived, they found two men — one of whom was Boyd’s roommate — hanging out of a second-story window calling for help.

The men, who are not named because they are potentially victims of a crime involving sexual assault, told police that Boyd had barricaded them in the room and was holding them against their will. She said that neither could leave until one of them had sex with her.
 
http://www.cafemom.com/articles/in_...paign=prism&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=0

Imagine you are a*frisky 70-year-old man*who decides to*hire an escort for the evening*when you're out of town. (Men. Do they ever change?) When the lovely lady of the evening arrives, you notice with a shock that the woman seems very familiar. In fact, she's more than just familiar. You know her very well. She's ...*your son's fianceé! Now you've got quite a dilemma on your hands -- do you tell your son what the woman he's about to marry does for a living?

Apparently this all really happened -- in Italy. The 70-year-old man, marital status unclear, hired an escort when he went out of town, only to be flummoxed when his*40-year-old son's fianceé showed up. To their credit, the two decided not to go ahead with their -- ahem --*business arrangement.
 
Using the Wayback

I've decided to just go all the way back to page 1147 of this forum to link the old plot bunnies.
Why? Well why not have them all in one place? They just be sitting lost in those old pages.
For example:

2007 (page 500ish)
A cowboy is cleaning my kitchen:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=544862

Spiritual experiences:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=545001

Or simple from 2000 (page 1147)

TV fanfictions:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=10176
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=10177


So. There's that.
 
"I really would like to write at least one story about women only, however, I have never actually been with a woman, despite being bi, b/c I married young. (excuses excuses I know..) Anyway, my husband says he would love for me to do what makes me happy, (although he is a little afraid of losing me to a woman!)...and I really want to but I don't want to be a hated adultress...Anyway, the Amatuer Guide to Writing Erotica thing says to write what you know, so ... well, what should I do?"

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=10159

Juicy.
 
Music stars, boy bands...

ROCKNROLL!!!!!!!1

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=12938

"Thats what we need, an ultimate orgy involving all the bands. boys and girls, just hundreds of people, getting off on one another, holy crap, we could call it sexstock, three days of fucking fighting and loving. what a dream...
well, ok, maybe not, but it would be a cool story though."
 
Stop Time or Other Stories?

"I once saw an episode of the Twilight Zone where a woman comes into posession of an amulet that allows her to stop time. ... She only goes so far as to lay salesmen in the front lawn and unfreeze time, but you can imagine the possibilities. I certainly have."

"Don't worry if anyone has done the story before. stories are rehased all of the time...maybe your version will be better.

"There is a story about that on this site. I'll be buggered if I can remember what its called but it involved this geek who unwittingly invents a time freezing machine. He then makes the most of it and fucks pretty much every cheerleader in his school followed by his sister and step mother. Quite a funny story really.*

"Now what was it called..."

"Ah I've just remembered. Its called Time in a Blender."

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=12729
 
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