Please seduce my husband.

[parodyluvr75]

If you do, I'd be so grateful. He's always whiney and needy. He only gets to about half mast and blows his load in under a minute. He's a selfish lover. I figure if someone is into humiliation, ugly men, lack of satisfaction and back hair, he'd be perfect for you.

Thanks,

Birdy

 

[marshalt]

If you do, I'd be so grateful. He's always whiney and needy. He only gets to about half mast and blows his load in under a minute. He's a selfish lover. I figure if someone is into humiliation, ugly men, lack of satisfaction and back hair, he'd be perfect for you.

Thanks,

Birdy

Are we married???

 

[parodyluvr75]

Maybe, I got really drunk the other night...

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I've never been one to turn down reasonable negotiation fees.

How much money and vodka you got to offer in exchange for my services?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

If you do, I'd be so grateful. He's always whiney and needy. He only gets to about half mast and blows his load in under a minute. He's a selfish lover. I figure if someone is into humiliation, ugly men, lack of satisfaction and back hair, he'd be perfect for you.

Thanks,

Birdy

What's your bird's name?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I call him bird seed.

 

[lovetoread]

Well ok, but I have tons of stds, so if'n you have sex with him, wear a condom.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't need to, I have had a headache for 15 years.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I call him bird seed.

http://www.seedsavers.org/