Please Mr. Posterman

[smut_glut]

Scene: A woman is masturbating to a poster of a hot man.

 

[mnmz]

It's one of those pictures where it feels like the eyes are following you around the room. It was the umpteenth time she had done it to this guy, but today she just wasn't feeling it. She needed real touches

 

[smut_glut]

"this ain't me" she said to the poster. "I'm a real person and i need real touches."

"So am I" said the man in the poster, revealing himself to actually be a man in a window.

 

[mnmz]

She gasped, accidentally rubbing herself harder than intended, which made her gasp again. She froze as the sexy beast maneuvered his way out of the wall.

 

[smut_glut]

dont be scared, he said. i just want to make ur pussy squirt higher than a geyser and cuddle a bit, then i will be on my way. as for why i was at ur window all this time staring at u, its because ur awesome and i love u. most chicks wouldve been freaked out but u just pretended i was a poster and thats why i love u.

 

[smut_glut]

i wanna make u squirt like old faithful so u will be faithful til we're old.

 

[mnmz]

Haha

I can't believe you're real! * runs hand from chest downwards
Maybe I'm dreaming. One kss to make sure

 

[smut_glut]

*kisses and helps hand into pants and pinches nipple so u know its not a dream* i wanna pin u to the wall like the poster u thought i was

 

[smut_glut]

if this is a dream i hope i never wake up. and if i do wake up i hope its to u suckin my dick. and could u make some breakfast after?