Please let me introduce myself- I'm a man of weath and taste!

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Well, here's the best part of me!

Just kidding of course...but it certainly is my favorite toy!

The Cat

 

[ScarlettRose]

and a lovely toy it is

Xanth fan, or just like puns?

 

[c.fey]

Well, here's the best part of me!

Just kidding of course...but it certainly is my favorite toy!

The Cat

Taste: I like your flavor

 

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Hi there!

Hi Scarlett! Hi Fey!

Glad you liked my toy! It's my pesonal all-time favorite!

Sorry Scarlett, don't know who or what a Xanth is...Hopefully something wicked!

Unfortunately for all my peers, just an unrepentant punster.

 

[ScarlettRose]

Xanth is a series of pun filled books by Piers Anthony. Wicked? well, my mother thought they were but they aren't as "naughty" as this board, hehe

 

[intrigued]

Oh, how I wish I were a man....

with my own ding~a~ling to play with. No one would ever see me again.

Hi and welcome. Do enjoy.....

 

[Guest]

mmmmmmmm wish there lots more

where that came from .... we'd love to play with your "toy" ....it looks yummy!

 

[WickedAsianBabe]

Welcome to the board. Do you share your toy with others?

 

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Would I, Could I, Should I?

Oh WickedAsianBabe!

Would I, Could I, Should I?

I'd really like to do that though (fortunately) my ding-a-ling is probably not quite long enough to reach your though the Web! (Fortunately…'cause if it were that long I'd have to roll it up on a reel!)

I took a look at your profile and see that you are a free-lancer. So am I, most of the time. I normally work as a contract engineer but since times are lean at the moment, I am currently working as a FTE. Normally I prefer to "pimp my brain," as it were! What type of freelance work do you do? Maybe one day (hopefully before too long) in our travels to earn our daily bread, out paths will cross and at least we could answer the second part of the question. Now, what about parts 1 and 2?

Drop me a line! I love Asian women (Freud said we all want to marry our mothers…I think he was talking about little boys!) as my mother and most of my childhood friends are Asian.

Cheers!

The Cat

 

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You might not be a better man for the experince!

Hi intrigued!

I know a couple of women who share your sentiments.

With one of them with whom I had an active physical and fantasy-role-playing relationship, I made the mistake of getting her a double-ended dildo. The moment that puppy was "parked in the garage," my genteel friend morphed into the "worst type of man!"

Before I could blink, I was on my knees, gagging and trying to catch my breath. I was trying to shout at her to quit pulling on my ears but my mouth was full! I swear, later I couldn't sit for two days because my butt hurt! From that day forward, I was always careful not to bend over anytime I went over to her apartment! So, be careful of what you ask for! You just might get what you ask for and you may not be a "better man" for the experience!

Cheers,

The Cat

 

[intrigued]

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Hi intrigued!

I know a couple of women who share your sentiments.

With one of them with whom I had an active physical and fantasy-role-playing relationship, I made the mistake of getting her a double-ended dildo. The moment that puppy was "parked in the garage," my genteel friend morphed into the "worst type of man!"

Before I could blink, I was on my knees, gagging and trying to catch my breath. I was trying to shout at her to quit pulling on my ears but my mouth was full! I swear, later I couldn't sit for two days because my butt hurt! From that day forward, I was always careful not to bend over anytime I went over to her apartment! So, be careful of what you ask for! You just might get what you ask for and you may not be a "better man" for the experience!

Cheers,

The Cat

Oh my stars!!!

Nooooo! None of that..! I want the real thing so I can do what all you lovely men do. You guys have it made.

 

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The Doors of Heaven...

Well, if you had the equipment then you'd be in the same situation as the rest of us, looking to open the doors of heaven! Of course, we can only ask...somebody else holds the key. Now if everybody were like the people living in Literotica, then life would be a lot less complicated.

The Cat

 

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Another...cool in the snow

Hey!

Took a short drive up to the mountains and did a little skiing! I think this was coming out of the restaurant for breakfast before we hit the slopes!

 

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Feelin hot in the shower...

I could only wash the front! Would one of you lovley ladies help with the back?