please don't judge me

[unclej]

please don't judge me for thinking this is way too funny...talked to a good friend of mine last night..she's lesbian...she told me she had been out of town visiting a friend who had divorced his wife and undergone "the operation" to become female so he could be a lesbian...now let me see...he had a woman and then....never mind, i'm getting a head ache..

 

[riff]

Some people are just too fucked up for help. And not only that, you're from goddamned Texas.

Before sentence is imposed, you have one more chance. Like they say, 3 strikes and your ass is out.

 

[SweetBrat73]

please don't judge me for thinking this is way too funny...talked to a good friend of mine last night..she's lesbian...she told me she had been out of town visiting a friend who had divorced his wife and undergone "the operation" to become female so he could be a lesbian...now let me see...he had a woman and then....never mind, i'm getting a head ache..

LMAO

Well I think that's funny too!!! He had a woman and left her to be a woman so he could still fuck women??? LMAO He's a freak. She can't be feeling too good about the whole thing now could she??? Hell he still left her for another woman.

I won't judge ya You can't help what you find funny anyhow. It's like controlling yourself in church when you find something funny. Notice how everything is funnier if you're not supposed to laugh???


Brat

 

[riff]

Re: Re: please don't judge me

You can't help what you find funny anyhow. It's like controlling yourself in church when you find something funny. Notice how everything is funnier if you're not supposed to laugh???


Brat

I got my ass whupped on the church steps more than once!

 

[Pinklady]

well shit fire riff ole boy, i'll bet down deep you're a closet texan , ain't ya?

 

[GuyJD]

DAMN IT, UNCLE J

Don't just sit there. Get Jerry Springer's producers on the phone. You got a whopper of a show there.

 

[riff]

well shit fire riff ole boy, i'll bet down deep you're a closet texan , ain't ya?

Me? A texan? Ha! They play football so bad, the Southwest conference disintegrated.

Are you suggesting that deep down inside of my meglomania there lurks a latent desire to be the state of Texas?

I could never be a texan, but it is quite possible that i could be texas.

 

[Pinklady]

now that was the weirdest shit...riff, i'm the one that accused you of being a closet texan and when i hit "post reply" my screen turned light blue and the message came up as pink lady..the whole layout and color of the board had changed and i couldn't log on as myself...ran in and checked in the mirror and it was still me but i had to eventually log off as pink lady..must have been aliens...and not illegal aliens, the real kind...anyway, riff the way you dog texas football it's obvious i've made a mistake...it's clear now that you're from either arkansas or more likely oklahoma...

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Texan ; n Living proof that Mexicans fuck chickens.

I can say it, jokingly, cause I'm a Texan. And, before ya'll start,

No, I haven't!!!!!

RhumbRunner

 

[Ginny]

Texan ; n Living proof that Mexicans fuck chickens.

<flashing to the Frito Bandito fucking a chicken, white feathers flying>

oh crap...now there's music...he's singing as he fucks the chicken.....