Please Ask the ReallyOldLady Anything and Everything (Yes, this is copied from Todd.)

[ReallyOldLady]

Okay. Ask away.
Ask for answers to questions you have always pondered. Ask for revelations about your future. Ask me for advice about your love life. Ask for suggestions about your behavior. Ask me for a recipe that any really old lady would know.

Ask me anything.

(If I can get my posts here up to 100, I will use the picture I posted over on the Am board as my avatar. )

 

[Todd]

are yo a really old lady?

 

[Todd]

how many partners would you say is too many in a life time

 

[lilminx]

Who are you, reaaaallly?


(I don't expect you to answer- I just couldn't think of anything else to ask).

Oh wait- how was your birthday? (Yay- I asked a good question- go me!)

 

[Todd]

are you good at calculus

 

[SweetCherry]

Why does my kitten have a need to climb my leg and curl up in my lap every time I sit at the pc?

(Well, you DID say ask anything. )

 

[Todd]

hows your ancient aramaic and greek

 

[Todd]

what about your greek

 

[chanaud]

How is your love life?


BTW: Happy Birthday Lady!

 

[Todd]

if you had a legal age daughter would you mind if I had sex with her with her concent on the first date

 

[Todd]

If you had a spare 1004 that you didn't need would you mail it to me

 

[ReallyOldLady]

posted by Todd
are yo a really old lady?

Honestly? It depends on one's perspective. Most people would not consider me an old lady though.

how many partners would you say is too many in a life time

Depends on what type of partner it is. If it is a business partner, I'd probably say 4. If it is a marriage partner, I'd probably say 2.

are you good at calculus

I don't know. But I am required to do mental math calculations in my head in my job every day so I guess it wouldn't be too hard.

hows your ancient aramaic and greek

I understand a bit about the cultures, but as far as the languages go, I am at a loss. I might know 3 words total in ancient Aramaic.

what about your greek

I do enjoy anal sex.

 

[Todd]

did you know you can get more posts answering each question indivually?

 

[ReallyOldLady]

Who are you, reaaaallly?

Someone who has been around here long enough to have interracted with just about everybody who actually posts regularly.

Oh wait- how was your birthday? (Yay- I asked a good question- go me!)

Thank you. It has been a great day. I threw a pork roast in the crock pot with some potatoes and oh my! It was scrumptious. I am gonna bake a pumpkin pie in a bit. (I will disappear for a while to do that.)

 

[Todd]

didn't you say you wanted 100 posts tonight?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: Please Ask the ReallyOldLady Anything and Everything (Yes, this is copied from Todd.)

Okay. Ask away

Aren't Lil Minx's tatas beautiful?

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Please Ask the ReallyOldLady Anything and Everything (Yes, this is copied from Todd.)

Ask me anything.

(If I can get my posts here up to 100, I will use the picture I posted over on the Am board as my avatar. )

hOW old are you? And I want and answer dammnit not evasion.

 

[ReallyOldLady]

Why does my kitten have a need to climb my leg and curl up in my lap every time I sit at the pc?

Because your leg is there and it is an easy access way to reach your cuddliness. I would bet your reward the kitten for such behaviour with lots of coos and sweet kitten-talk and scratches behind the ears and on the belly, don't you?

 

[ReallyOldLady]

How is your love life?

I had a date with a Loser this weekend. (Yes, that IS a capital "L"!)

BTW: Happy Birthday Lady!

Thank you for the well wishes. You folks are making me smile.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Please Ask the ReallyOldLady Anything and Everything (Yes, this is copied from Todd.)

Aren't Lil Minx's tatas beautiful?

I thought that's something Duckman would say! (But thanks )

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: Re: Please Ask the ReallyOldLady Anything and Everything (Yes, this is copied from Todd.)

I thought that's something Duckman would say! (But thanks )

What we human perverts cant say the same thing?

 

[ReallyOldLady]

if you had a legal age daughter would you mind if I had sex with her with her concent on the first date

If I had a legal aged daughter and she chose to consensually engage in sexual activity with you, I would be supportive of her decision. On the other hand, if you broke her heart, I would have no choice but to damage you in some painful way.

If you had a spare 1004 that you didn't need would you mail it to me

I'd might if I knew what a 1004 was.

 

[ReallyOldLady]

did you know you can get more posts answering each question indivually?

Yes, but I do appreciate the reminder. I was trying to make it easier for my adoring fans to read. Forgive me for ignoring your intentions.

 

[ReallyOldLady]

didn't you say you wanted 100 posts tonight?

Yes, I did.

 

[ReallyOldLady]

Re: Re: Please Ask the ReallyOldLady Anything and Everything (Yes, this is copied from Todd.)

Aren't Lil Minx's tatas beautiful?

Yes. And I am rather jealous.