Playa' Back In Da' House!

jake34

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Let me be the first to say it.

Playa' Back In Da' House!

So I'd like to give a shout out to all of you homies and home-gals who waited in those long lines for him. Even though those damn Joe Scarborough lovers tried to do all they could to minimize the turn out. Needing a damn driver's license now just to vote! I should be able to vote with just a fucking bus pass. We all have an equal right to have our say. No matter the color of our skin or how much money we have in the bank. Even those of us without hidden assets overseas can still be a part of the hometown political process.

Now maybe the man can actually get something done if the damn other House works with him and not against him.

Willard should have listened to the song. Mo' money, mo' problems.

You haters all should have listened to Ann Coulter. She tried to warn your sorry asses months ago. You all should have picked Mr. Christie. Even he eventually saw the light at the end of the tunnel. Mr. Ryan was about as useful as a beer keg in the middle of your local library. Which is why they sent him more to Alabama than Ohio. They all really should have known. Cleveland rocks! Forward, my friends. Not backward.

Some of you are concerned about what poor lil' Willard will do now that he will have so much time on his hands. Buck up, champ! You got to turn that frown upside down. I'm sure that his eighteen grandchildren will keep the nice young man plenty busy. I mean, how bad can life be if you hour house has more Swiss bank accounts than Belgian Chocolate?

And the coolest thing yo' is that now Obama's lil' peeps don't even need to move out of theirs.
 
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