Play "The Troll Game"

Ishmael

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It's easy, it's fun!!! Score big points, win big prizes!!!!! (PM Laurel for the prize list)

The rules are simple. Firstly it has to be a legitimate troll. Drive by trolling or recruiting your friends to run up your score don't count.

The scoring system;

1 point for a personal insult.
2 points if a parent or other non-child family member is insulted.
5 points if they insult your children.
7 points if they insult your grandchildren or a dead non-child family member.
10 points it they insult a dead child.
10 point bonus if they get any two of the above worked into one post.
15 point bonus if they get any three or more worked into the same post.

Immediately after the troll posts, count up the points, and post them while quoting the troll in the form - X Points. (This makes it easy to search on your own alt using the key word "Points" so you can add up the totals)

Happy troll-baiting.

Ishmael
 
If I wanted to play this I'd just hang out in the political threads. I hope laurel spanks you when she gets all those goofy PMs.
 
Aw someone's very sensitive today that he can't bash those libruls without someone taking umbrage.

Guess what, Ish? Actions have consequences!

Maybe you'll think twice in the future before you share your daily "That <epithet> Obama" spew with us!
 
It's easy, it's fun!!! Score big points, win big prizes!!!!! (PM Laurel for the prize list)

The rules are simple. Firstly it has to be a legitimate troll. Drive by trolling or recruiting your friends to run up your score don't count.

The scoring system;

1 point for a personal insult.
2 points if a parent or other non-child family member is insulted.
5 points if they insult your children.
7 points if they insult your grandchildren or a dead non-child family member.
10 points it they insult a dead child.
10 point bonus if they get any two of the above worked into one post.
15 point bonus if they get any three or more worked into the same post.

Immediately after the troll posts, count up the points, and post them while quoting the troll in the form - X Points. (This makes it easy to search on your own alt using the key word "Points" so you can add up the totals)

Happy troll-baiting.

Ishmael



Awwww....

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Aw someone's very sensitive today that he can't bash those libruls without someone taking umbrage.

Guess what, Ish? Actions have consequences!

Maybe you'll think twice in the future before you share your daily "That <epithet> Obama" spew with us!

Obama is a nipple headed titwit
 

You wear a pair of cobweb trousers, like a man who, being naked, put on a new to hide his shame.

Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document, and, after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose.

 
This is fucking fabulous. Best insult I found for myself is thus:

"The silly, feeble devil thinks no one sees it. No, my fellow, we see you well enough. You haven't used enough make-up; you need more and other colors"

Damn. Cut me right to my core.

Haha, they crack me up.

Get out in the name of a thousand devils, and break your neck before you are out of the city


I guess his version of drop dead.;)
 
Haha, they crack me up.

Get out in the name of a thousand devils, and break your neck before you are out of the city


I guess his version of drop dead.;)

That's a "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you. And also go fuck yourself, ya fuck." These are awesome.
 
You know if in the political threads, they were restricted to using these I might make it past the first page. I'm literally lol.
 
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