Pissed Thread

[CharleyH]

Hey, Charley, I'm Russian, or at least myparents are. I don't know what we can do about the black tho. Dang.

BR's kicking in . . . to your ass - up in the air! Mmm - e open minded - I'm a gay guy in disguise! BEHIND my chain.

 

[NoJo]

Re: Re: Pissed Thread

What about those of us currently sober who intend to get pissed this evening?

I'll be face down somewhere dark by the time that happens, Mindy. I'd love to see you drunk. I bet you're realy, realy realy cute. I bet you get all tearful, then punch someones lights out.

 

[CharleyH]

yes please

Flambe'ed then destinie . . . I'm volcanic! With various oranges queezed over that ass of your . . . .my tongue dripping over . . .

 

[NoJo]

BR's kicking in . . . to your ass - up in the air! Mmm - e open minded - I'm a gay guy in disguise! BEHIND my chain.

Wow, Charlie, sounds like more than BR! You're sure nobody's slipped you some DMT or GHB with that?

 

[minsue]

Re: Re: Re: Pissed Thread

I'll be face down somewhere dark by the time that happens, Mindy. I'd love to see you drunk. I bet you're realy, realy realy cute. I bet you get all tearful, then punch someones lights out.

Considering I'm drinking everclear & soda on an empty stomach and I haven't gotten drunk in ages, I expect to get there within minutes. You're half right. I get all tearful & then try to stick my tongue down the nearest throat. Then I get tearful again.

edited to add: yup. It's been about 15 minutes and I've got a really nice buzz going. (it took way too many backspaces to fix typos there...)(and there...)

 

[CharleyH]

my friend - SUB joe . . . dear, dear boy . . . ass in air - we'll talk. Gay guy in disguise afterall . . . Natural high - you wouldn't want ot see my nasty inebriated state - or would you? Fingers to chin contemplating.

 

[destinie21]

? Fingers to chin contemplating.

is that where they are
pity that

 

[minsue]

is that where they are
pity that

 

[NoJo]

I feel strange -- somebody's slipped me a roofie, dammit...

Oh, well. At least I won't remember anything in the morning...

 

[minsue]

I feel strange -- somebody's slipped me a roofie, dammit...

Oh, well. At least I won't remember anything in the morning...

nope, just the posts to remind ya

 

[NoJo]

nope, just the posts to remind ya

Oh SHIT... I gotta stay straight. The emabarrasment of my last drinking binge can still be found on Google.

 

[Guest]

You should go *there* whenever you want, K. It's like taking a holiday. Just make sure you have a return ticket.

True. Very, very true.

From this day forth I shall call you "Guru Joe", or the other one.

K.

 

[Guest]

Oh SHIT... I gotta stay straight. The emabarrasment of my last drinking binge can still be found on Google.

Ha ha! Yeah, and I found it. Muahahahaha.

I think I deleted most of my embarrassment before Google had the chance to archive it. Can't be sure, though. Ho hum.

Gotta ask, what does "Penguins ahoy" mean?

Lou

 

[NoJo]

Gotta ask, what does "Penguins ahoy" mean?

Lou

That puzzled me too. It sort of made sense at the time. Who posted it?

 

[Guest]

That puzzled me too. It sort of made sense at the time. Who posted it?

The Right Honourable Member for Croydon.

 

[NoJo]

The Right Honourable Member for Croydon.

Ahh. That explains it.

 

[Guest]

Quite

 

[CharleyH]

I guess all the smart ass - correct - ass's, disappear on Wednesday's for startrek?

 

[pop_54]

Yaaaaaa

*Hic* Oh shite tripped over the cuckin fat.

 

[gauchecritic]

Right. I've had a nice drink, as we say, and can't remember a single fucking thing that I was goint to say when I got pissed.

Obviously you're my best mate, you. I love you. Did you spill my pint bastard? etc etc.

Just remembered,

Another thing we have in common Joe. East Eutopean parentage. Can you get a Yahoo account with your full name without adding numbers or removing letters too? Very handy for spam avoidance.

That's me. Off to bed now unless I dind an ammusing thread or two.

night night kids, sleep nice. Especially you even if it isn't popoes time yet.

gaiuche

 

[Guest]

Yay! I found the critter. Almost posted in the "Piss Drinking" thread by mistake, in my slightly inebriated state.

Might be a mistake posting on here tonight; been on the red wine again.

I apologise, in advance, for any silly, naughty or rude behaviour. And, God help anyone who pisses me off.

Lou

P.S. Thought it was only fair to warn ya.

 

[Guest]

I must register a bit of a protest. I don't get pissed. I love good drink and can imbibe all evening but only get to feeling good, and sometimes horny, silly, or talking funny. So, I'm feeling rather left out (again).

dryly, Perdita

 

[pop_54]

Yeppres

I must register a bit of a protest. I don't get pissed. I love good drink and can imbibe all evening but only get to feeling good, and sometimes horny, silly, or talking funny. So, I'm feeling rather left out (again).

dryly, Perdita

Quite soo deer, quiet so, I'm not as think as you pissed I am.

Got pulled for drink driving once, cop said I've reason to believe you're driving while drunk, I said got to mate, can't stand up in this state.

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Pissed Thread

Considering I'm drinking everclear & soda on an empty stomach

Whats Everclear? The WHOLE BAND?

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Yeppres

Quite soo deer, quiet so, I'm not as think as you pissed I am.

Got pulled for drink driving once, cop said I've reason to believe you're driving while drunk, I said got to mate, can't stand up in this state.

Yes sadly had copper say that to me once - then he stated "Just drive up over there and pull over"

LOL -these are the same cops that told Madonna not to maturbate sequence during her last tour to T.O.