Pissed off and watching porn.

[Ms_Lilith]

OKay, I'm just venting here, so don't mind me... I'm in a crappy mood today.. I'm on little sleep, had a drunk person banging on my door at 4:13 this morning, had to take a bus with an asshole of a driver, who almost threw me off the bus cus I told him what I thought of his attitude, (he treated a disabled girl like shit, told her he wouldn't get off the bus to help her on. WHAT A JACKASS!), am at my bf's house, horny as hell, and can't seem to get past the throbbing in my pussy. Haven't gotten laid in a few days, and this raging pussy-throb is getting worse and worse.

SO I'm watching porn. Trying to calm myself down and orgasm-away my irritation. I don't understand the point.. I'm jsut a silly girl.

grr.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

ps- master, where are you>?

 

[TWB]

Wish I could help, dear. May is masturbation month, need practice???

 

[Ms_Lilith]

believe you me, I've been playing so much I feel like my hand is glued to my clit... I actually played for so long the other day that I got a hand-cramp from holding my toy in one spot for so long...

 

[Starblayde]

but... is it working?

 

[Ballboy]

Sounds like you are in a tough spot. Anything I can do or is the bf on his way?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

but... is it working?

NO! It's not working! I'm still horny, and still walking around perma-wet, and ARRGH

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Sounds like you are in a tough spot. Anything I can do or is the bf on his way?

bf isn't around for another 3 (at least) hours.. @#$)(_)*#%*

 

[Starblayde]

NO! It's not working! I'm still horny, and still walking around perma-wet, and ARRGH

vibrating power tools.... washing machine on dry spin cycle.... the thought of the things i can do to you....humping anything you can find....

that could help

 

[Ms_Lilith]

vibrating power tools.... washing machine on dry spin cycle.... the thought of the things i can do to you....humping anything you can find....

that could help

I have 3 vibrating toys, 3 that don't vibe, one Industrial Dildo (the things this thing can do are amazing), lube, porn, a wonderful imagination... and it's not working. I've orgasmed probably over 50 times in the last 2 and a half days, but it's not making the horniness go away!

 

[Starblayde]

do you have a sister about my age?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

lol.. nope.. a best friend, but she's the opposite of me.

 

[Ballboy]

bf isn't around for another 3 (at least) hours.. @#$)(_)*#%*

Sounds like you are on your own. Get out the vibe, get on your knees (on the floor facing the porno), secure the vibe between your feet, back down over it and go for a ride.

It may save you from another arthritic condition.

 

[Starblayde]

hmpfh....

ring up a porn line and talk through your needs with a lovely- voiced employee... or even your b/f....

 

[heterotic]

That's quite an interesting problem. I can't think of the solution right off hand, but I think you have come to the right place.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'm usually the one who is the lovely-voiced phone person... I don't want to have to call a porn line...

I just want a good, old-fashioned, hair-pulling, nail-scratching, cum till you pass out fuck.

 

[DopeyAngel]

May I suggest chocolate?!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

been there.. sick of it (seriously.. I feel like this horniness can't be cured!)

*pout*

 

[SlowHand89]

Are you sure you aren't part Vulcan or Klingon or something? I hear they go through this kind of thing.

I gotta say, your problem seems rather interesting. I'd love to help you out but Quebec is rather far and all. Maybe you should talk to your bf about getting yourself a fuck buddy for when he's gone.

Apart from that I guess I can only say... umm... Enjoy??

 

[Starblayde]

Just try and stimulate yourself 'til you scream the house down. DP yourself with the vibes or something...

you'd think more women would be replying to this thread.....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Slowhand: bf doesn't believe in me sleeping with other people while we're together.

Starblayde: have double penetrated, AND had something on my clit,and although it helps, it doesn't make the feeling go away..

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*grumble*
bf just came home AGAIN.. but only stayed long enough for me to suck his nipples a little.. HE"S TEASING ME!

 

[Starblayde]

if you were that horny you shoulda just ravaged him

 

[Ms_Lilith]

he's a lot bigger than me.. trust me, I tried.

 

[SlowHand89]

Slowhand: bf doesn't believe in me sleeping with other people while we're together.

That should make things easier. If he doesn't believe in it, then he can't accuse you of anything. That would be like an aetheist saying "It's a miracle!"

I think I've figured out your problem though. Your not a vulcan or a klingon, your... umm... one of those 'councelor'(sp) people who 'feel' things (I hope you knoe something about Star Trek or else this will make no sense. I forget the anme and species of the character). You've got so many people here on Lit lusting after you that you can't block the emotion anymore. We're putting you in heat and that's that.