Pimped by Amazon

[Brandnewbuddy]

Trying to find some secondary income and all I hear are horror stories from my coworkers who are doing Uber or Amazon flex…so I got to thinking “damn, how much more could you get fucked doing these jobs?”

…and then I came up with this idea.

In the near future or an alternative universe, prostitution is legal nationwide…if you work for a delivery company. See, delivery fees, shipping and delivery dates not being kept started getting people to not use the services as much so the companies realized there was a market they could tap and lobbied congress to address the “intimacy crisis” so their employees can have sex with customers.

The money is better but definitely not as good as if you were doing it for yourself and on top of that, there’s no control: effectively client who is getting a regular delivery gets to look at your profile and then gets to pick whether they want you to have sex with them for up to an hour. So you could be thinking you’re about to clock out and then Mrs. Johanson decides she wants you to eat her out while she watches Jeopardy. On top of that, you have to set up a camera so your manager can watch you to make sure policy is being followed.

I figure other things could happen to make it a worse experience: like ultra premium members can choose drivers and have them for up to 8 hours as well as make them wear their delivered items, so that one mouth breather who lives below you can have you be their living anime body pillow or you can get lectured at by a church couple who try and shame you while also fucking you.

I think for the final idea: you can’t get paid out until you’ve serviced at least 20 clients. Which if it became a series could be the MC’s motiviation: see 20 clients and then cash out

 

[Rob_Royale]

Feels like your overthinking things just to get drivers to fuck customers. A handsome driver delivering to a high end neighborhood of trophy wives and neglected moms practically writes itself.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Nah, that’s not the tone I’m going for. It’s not just “delivery drivers fuck customers” it’s “delivery drivers fuck customers in a gig economy and have to put up with it”

So you have themes of exhibition and voyeurism, humiliation, and fetish along with other themes. The driver becomes just as much of a product as what they are delivering and the story has that as a theme.

On the flip side you have some drivers who try and make a silver lining out of it or find some meaning in it besides a paycheck, so you could have a hot wife story, queer themes (maybe it’s not how they wanted but driver figures out what they want).

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Amazon already won't let their delivery drivers take bathroom breaks. They have to piss in a bottle while driving. Unless the company got a huge payment for each horny customer, that wouldn't work economically.

Sorry, sorry, reality intruding where it wasn't wanted. I am a big fan of Cory Doctorow's Enshittification. (A fan of the book, not the phenomenon.) He writes about the above practice.

 

[Carnevil9]

I dunno. I don't think I'd want to read about someone having sex but not enjoying it.

I'd change it up so that the people being delivered for sex are ONLY there to have sex with customers, and they all volunteered for it.

 

[anthrodisiac]

You could do it as a pivot in the company, away from human deliveries as they use more drones and AIs, but now have all these people milling about, and new laws say they can't fire certain percentages of employees at a time, so the Big Brains come up with a new plan for all these people that are hemorraging money from the company, and puts them to work as prostitutes. Basically as a way to try to force people into quitting, because they don't think anyone would go for it, and to their horror people are actually pretty excited at the prospect, because Amazon now has to pay for their medical coverages, checkups, healthcare, screenings in order to avoid being sued for passing on STIs and unwanted pregnancies.