A couple of guys at work we're telling me yesterday that the people from "Girls Gone Wild" we're gonna be at a bar here in the 'Burgh doing some "Girls Gone Wild" kinda things. I was pretty skeptical at first, cause I mean the idea of Pittsburgh Girls Going Wild is kinda iffy to begin with. Just how freaky can you get in a babushka?
But the Guys told me they were gonna go and check it out - they did seem pretty exciting about the whole thing. I tried to explain that it is February and there's 20 inches of snow on the ground and the idea of young, chubby, pale girls drenching themselves with pitchers of IC Light was more appealing than what the reality would be.
The were pretty into it, though, and told me that they just had to check it out.
So I got a chance to catch up with the Guys today and asked, "So how was the thing at the place with the girls?"
First thing out of their mouths was "Sausage Factory". Big surprise there - I mean I told them that there just weren't a lot of Girls Going Wild here in the 'Burgh, at least not until the next Donnie Iris show or something.
And to round out there disappointment it wasn't even a full-fledged "Girls Gone Wild" kinda deal - just some stupid contest to select one girl to go off to a real "Girls Gone Wild" kinda place and participate in a Miss "Girls Gone Wild" contest (I really wish I was making this up). They said they got there at 9 PMish cause that's when the ad said things were kicking off, but the actual contest didn't start until almost 1 AM - you can do the math on the beer there, lol.
So it's pretty safe to say that there are still no Girls Going Wild here in the 'Burgh. But if you can get your ass down to the Pierogie Palace they do amazing things there with hot butter.
But the Guys told me they were gonna go and check it out - they did seem pretty exciting about the whole thing. I tried to explain that it is February and there's 20 inches of snow on the ground and the idea of young, chubby, pale girls drenching themselves with pitchers of IC Light was more appealing than what the reality would be.
The were pretty into it, though, and told me that they just had to check it out.
So I got a chance to catch up with the Guys today and asked, "So how was the thing at the place with the girls?"
First thing out of their mouths was "Sausage Factory". Big surprise there - I mean I told them that there just weren't a lot of Girls Going Wild here in the 'Burgh, at least not until the next Donnie Iris show or something.
And to round out there disappointment it wasn't even a full-fledged "Girls Gone Wild" kinda deal - just some stupid contest to select one girl to go off to a real "Girls Gone Wild" kinda place and participate in a Miss "Girls Gone Wild" contest (I really wish I was making this up). They said they got there at 9 PMish cause that's when the ad said things were kicking off, but the actual contest didn't start until almost 1 AM - you can do the math on the beer there, lol.
So it's pretty safe to say that there are still no Girls Going Wild here in the 'Burgh. But if you can get your ass down to the Pierogie Palace they do amazing things there with hot butter.
