Pickup Lines

[Guest]

At some point in our lives we have all either heard them or used them.
Some inspire laughter, others nausea

Got any favourites? Or even any that simply struck your funny bone?

 

[LaLaLilly]

Great Thread

From the over confident guy at the bar:


I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes?

 

[Guest]

This was said with a straight face
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.


(lol thanks. I have a friend who drives me crazy by using the most ridicuous pick up lines this side of the universe
Now I'm documenting them )

 

[BoomerP]

Hey wicked


The guy says to the pretty lady..
You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

 

[LaLaLilly]

You're so sweet there's a wanted poster of you up at the candy store.

Some men are so lovable but corny

 

[Guest]

Hey there Parish you cutie

This was the strangest one to date

"Hi, do you speak English?
Oh, me too"

 

[BoomerP]

I love this one, I wanna use it atleast once!


If I follow you home, will you keep me?

 

[availableslave2u]

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?

 

[MollyDolly]

You be my Burger King and I'll be your Dairy Queen- you do it my way and I'll treat you right I love that one!

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Seriously a guy tried this one on me once (I have to admit to laughing)

My face is leaving in five minutes and I want you on it!

Boys huh?

 

[MollyDolly]

Seriously a guy tried this one on me once (I have to admit to laughing)

My face is leaving in five minutes and I want you on it!

Boys huh?

That's a great one! lmao I think like 99% of pick up lines are laughable, but then I love a good sense of humour in a man- especially when it's clear that he isn't taking the line seriously himself.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

That's a great one! lmao I think like 99% of pick up lines are laughable, but then I love a good sense of humour in a man- especially when it's clear that he isn't taking the line seriously himself.

Oh god yes, laughter is so important!

Another one was

You know what I want and I know you have it with you!

x

 

[e-trance action]

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?

*wonders how odd women will think he is because he actually likes this one*

I think it's witty and I like the visual, so there!

 

[omahaman2]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

 

[omahaman2]

If I had a nickel for every beautiful woman I’ve ever met, I’d finally have (pause) a nickel

 

[mrtnmoon]

I like: "hey, I used to work at a carnival. sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."



and no, I've never actually said that.

 

[rocktober2]

I once had a guy tell me I looked so sweet he could lick me all over. At the time I didnt laugh, he actually scare the hell outta me and I ran off. I should mention that I was sitting on the bench in the mall outside of a store when he sat down next to me and leaned over to tell me.

 

[smotherman]

I like: "hey, I used to work at a carnival. sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

I live by that line. I've a pin that says "Sit on a happy face."

I once had a guy tell me I looked so sweet he could lick me all over. At the time I didnt laugh, he actually scare the hell outta me and I ran off. I should mention that I was sitting on the bench in the mall outside of a store when he sat down next to me and leaned over to tell me.

You should have leaned back over and said....next time think of something more original.

 

[lovemonster]

The most corny one I've heard is

"Do you have any Italian in you?"

"Would you like some?"

 

[rocktober2]

You should have leaned back over and said....next time think of something more original.

I normally would have responded with a smart ass remark like, oh yeah well I only sweat piss-n-vinegar so your shit outta luck. But the mall caught me off guard.

 

[AphroditeReborn]

I seem to have lost my phone number... may I borrow yours?

 

[nybuckster1]

I seem to have lost my phone number... may I borrow yours?

when are you comming over?