Pickup lines?

[Ask For More]

One of my favourites...

*lick your finger and touch it to the lady's dress*

Wanna come to my place and get out of those wet clothes?

 

[Chuckus]

This is to be used on women wearing dresses:

That dress is very becoming on you, hell if I were that dress I'd be cumming too. Wanna go fuck a while or what?

 

[Finally_Single]

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

[batter]

those are good lines indeed!

how about this one...."i got a party in my pants....wanna cum?"

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

lines

i love your eyes

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

pick -up lines

you got to be a 10.

 

[Mischka]

Actually used on me at a party:

"Didn't I see you on the cover of Cosmo last month?"


Used a few months back at a coffee shop at ten in the morning:

"I live close to here. Wanna go back to my place?"

Pointing to my ring, I replied "I'm married."

He responded, "Are you happily married?"

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

pick up lines

want to get married im in love darling

 

[Renegade]

"Wanna wrestle?"


Hey, it did work once.