Pickup lines

[Lust Engine]

To be perfectly honest, I've never gone out with someone I've met in a bar. At least for me, it's a terrible place to meet people, and I'm immediately suspicious of a man, who is likely drunk, approaching me solely based on the way I look in a dark bar. This may not be true, but my general impression is that they reek of sleaziness, desperateness, and alcohol.

I'm much more likely to be receptive to a man who has met me, however casually, under more "normal," sober circumstances.

Bars for picking up people? BAH! I've never known anyone who's made it work from a bar encounter; not saying it's impossible but I'd rather not meet there. The bar seems like such a forced situation to meet. I agree with Orchid that meeting under everyday routines seems a much better way to get to know someone.

 

[tendril]

That's an awesome one.

Docisin, I like to be approached with humor, as long as it's not cheesy. If you're not comfortable with that, just try something sincere (but not over the top). I think there was a thread on this a few months ago, but I don't remember what it was called.

Oh yes..humour works for me too, I like someone who can make me smile

'Deep and meaningless' lines are just that.

 

[Lust Engine]

Oh yes..humour works for me too, I like someone who can make me smile

'Deep and meaningless' lines are just that.

I think that's part of the reason I've never been part of a bar scene. I'm far from being a prude about the bar & love going with a bunch of people to celebrate or to let off steam but to go deliberately looking to score with someone has never been me.

 

[Stiffy Says...]

How you doin???

Joey Tribiani...

(Lines don't work, so why not go for full cheese-effect if you are gonna bother to set yourself up for failure)

Just be honest and speak your mind, the "lines" that work are spontaneous, and genuine comments...

 

[Carnus]

I haven't ever realy tried a pickup line, usually if I find someone attractive and want to get to know them I just tell them, Hello, I was sitting over there and I find you attractive and I think I would like to get to know you, would you care to talk more? If they tell me no they wouldn't I go back to what I was doing, usualy if it is a bar with a good solid surface I do the stupid bar trick of balancing quarters on edge, if nothing else it gives me something to do that is not as easy as it looks and can be an ice breaker. In a grocery store,, hmmm never tried that one. I guess I don't do pickup lines much, but as for hearing one, I usually miss them when someone tries to pick me up. If I were a superhero I would have a big O on my chest for Oblivious Man and no harm can come to me as long as I don't notice you are trying to do it, I have been told a number of times that I totally miss being flirted with. So as for what I like to hear, please be blunt I am not smart enough to notice subtle hints really well.

Carnus

 

[BirdsWife]

So as for what I like to hear, please be blunt I am not smart enough to notice subtle hints really well.

Carnus

So if a woman were to flirt with you in the grocery store, the best approach would be to hand you a bottle of chocolate syrup and say, "Buy this so we can lick it off of each other's bodies this weekend"?

 

[Carnus]

That would work I think ,, but if you know a grocery store where a woman would be likely to say that let me know heheh

I need to shop where you shop for sure.

Carnus

So if a woman were to flirt with you in the grocery store, the best approach would be to hand you a bottle of chocolate syrup and say, "Buy this so we can lick it off of each other's bodies this weekend"?

 

[DuckLover]

So if a woman were to flirt with you in the grocery store, the best approach would be to hand you a bottle of chocolate syrup and say, "Buy this so we can lick it off of each other's bodies this weekend"?

I think most guys would be stunned by this approach; I sure would. In reality, it would most likely be a bit of a turn-off-- if you're that easy and desperate, I'm not interested. Attitude would be key though; you might get away with it if you were A) hot, B) laughed it off, and C) had a good follow-up.

In my fantasies, however, I would respond with "If that's the plan, you'd better pick up the whipped cream." After a couple risque comments about cream whipping, one of us would ask where the other is parked and how long it'll take to get to the hotel. On second thought, maybe I'll try that line with my gf in a couple days...

 

[sheath]

So if a woman were to flirt with you in the grocery store, the best approach would be to hand you a bottle of chocolate syrup and say, "Buy this so we can lick it off of each other's bodies this weekend"?

I just remembered that I need chocolate syrup to go with the ice cream! Imagine that...

I'm going to make the Music Man go with me to buy some.

S..

 

[Guest]

*snip* If I were a superhero I would have a big O on my chest for Oblivious Man *snip*
Carnus

Carnus, if you were a superhero, that "O" would stand for something else!!!!

 

[Carnus]

mmm and what might you be referring to,, you with the lovely legs

Carnus

Carnus, if you were a superhero, that "O" would stand for something else!!!!

 

[Bobmi357]

Try this one.... I've never used it, so I can't say if it works or not..... but here goes....

"Pardon me, but do you know any good pickup lines? I'd like to try them out on you!"

 

[docisin]

Bob;
Now that's a great one.... I think I'll try it

 

[Carnus]

Hmmm how about?


I was looking for my next ex wife can we talk about how much you would take?

Carnus

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Worst Pick-up Line Ever

"I like my women like peanut butter, smooth and easy to spread."

 

[Krinaia]

"Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".


google pick up lines for 20 minutes of giggling good time

personally, i am shy ... so i tend to use 5th grade tactics. meaning i look at a cute, attractive male then when he catches me looking, i turn and blush ... if i do it again, it means i wish he would approach but am to shy to do it myself. and the line that's most likely to get my attention ... "hi" followed by a first name. though i warn you, if you don't have a line of conversation to start. .. i'll probably stare at you in horror trying to figure out what to say next.

humor is good though. if laugh, i'll probably follow it up with something witty. which is good, because then i look sexy plus the time spent laughing gives me the time to form a witty thought!

 

[Krinaia]

ooo... try this one on ...


"Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes."

 

[ffemtp]

Can i use that last one seeing i'm a Paramedic?

 

[Krinaia]

Okay... I couldn't help myself ... one more

"Actually, ma'am, ah'm not as tall as you think. Ah'm from Taixus, and ah'm sittin' on mah wallet."

 

[wicked woman]

*A women asks, Excuse me, do you have the time? You: Do you have the energy?
*Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
At the office copy machine:Reproducing eh?Can I help?
*Baby, Iam an American Express lover.... you shouldnt go home without me!
*Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
*Can I flirt with you?
*Can I please be your slave tonight?
*Can I see your tan lines?
*Can you believe that just a few hours ago we had never even been to bed together?
*Congratulations! You have been voted Most Beautiful Girl In This Room, and the grand prize is a night with me!
*Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) BeCause I could see myself in your pants.
*Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! you wanna do lunch?
*Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
*Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
*Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
*Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
*Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
*Do you spit or swallow?
*Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
*Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
*Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
*Here is a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you wont be coming home tonight.
*Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, shes putting me up for adoption.
*Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
*Does your boyfriend know where you are?
*The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
*If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
*(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
*(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.
*Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
*As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
*I bet you $50 you're gonna turn me down.
*All this could be yours for one low, low price!
*Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
*So, do you like fat guys with no money?

 

[Snowballz]

Ive heard some of the stupidest pick up lines ever eg.

If your left leg was christmas and your right leg was the new year I want to take a trip between the holidays.

You know that dress is very becoming of you course if i was on you id be cumming too.

I have more if you want

 

[Krinaia]

Bring 'em on Snowballz!

 

[Snowballz]

Ok i got a few more
I lost my Phone number can i have yours?

My watch can tell me anything and it says your wearing no underwear oh hold on sorry its an hour fast.

IF you were a door id bang you all night.

Are You the six-pack calendar girl?

Id walk 10 miles over glass just to kiss the hubcaps of the car that takes your clothes to the dry cleaners.

-_- I cant believe guys have actually said these