Pickled Beets

[HAL_9000]

What are they good for?

 

[Saint_Ann]

What are they good for?

Absolutely nothing
Say it again...

 

[HisArpy]

Huah!

Good God y'all.

 

[TeflonGuy]

What are they good for?

High blood pressure and staining clothes.

 

[TeflonGuy]

Absolutely nothing
Say it again...

Huah! Absolutely nothing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What are they good for?

A low-calorie snack or side dish.

 

[HAL_9000]

A low-calorie snack or side dish.

I was thinking maybe a couple in a bloody mary.


Also:

Oh, Beets, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives

 

[thehaircutgirl]

What are they good for?

High blood pressure and staining clothes.

"johnny", why are you talking to yourself? we all know this was one of your usernames from years ago. please do not break out the "very_bad_man" character, he was the worst!

 

[HAL_9000]

"johnny", why are you talking to yourself? we all know this was one of your usernames from years ago. please do not break out the "very_bad_man" character, he was the worst!

Whoa now.

That ain't me.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

"johnny", why are you talking to yourself? we all know this was one of your usernames from years ago. please do not break out the "very_bad_man" character, he was the worst!

Hal is turd.

teflongay is cade is here/ johnny lupas.

 

[JJonah]

Beets taste like dirt.

I'd imagine if you pickle them, they taste like salty dirt.

What are they good for? Uhhhhhh.... yeah.

 

[HAL_9000]

Hal is turd.

teflongay is cade is here/ johnny lupas.

The old Ferg.

 

[HAL_9000]

Beets taste like dirt.

I'd imagine if you pickle them, they taste like salty dirt.

What are they good for? Uhhhhhh.... yeah.

With red juice.

 

[thehaircutgirl]

Hal is turd.

teflongay is cade is here/ johnny lupas.

so who is playing the role of turd now?

 

[HisArpy]

Huah! Absolutely nothing.

Copycat. Get yer own stanza.

 

[HAL_9000]

Beets, beets, the magical fruit...

 

[HAL_9000]

Beets, beets, the magical fruit...

The more you eat, the more you...

 

[TeflonGuy]

"johnny", why are you talking to yourself? we all know this was one of your usernames from years ago. please do not break out the "very_bad_man" character, he was the worst!

Did the poster "johnny" know he wuz banned?

Also, TTG and TG is not exacty a big secret. Like, wasn't it intentionally made obvious?

 

[TeflonGuy]

Copycat. Get yer own stanza.

Couldn't resist. Sowwy.

 

[TeflonGuy]

Hal is turd.

teflongay is cade is here/ johnny lupas.

Who's VBM?

 

[Hypoxia]

I used to be a lazy man, never had a job
I laid around the house all day, a dirty, drunken slob
It's not because I'm pretty, it's not because I'm smart
My old lady kicked me out the door, that's how I got my start

Then I got a job of work, canning pickled trout
On payday I'd get drunk and the barkeep threw me out
It's not because I'm pretty, it's not because I'm smart
I just keep on drinking moonshine, that's how I got my start

--Gene Autrey

There's the secret. Forget pickled beets. Go with pickled trout, a real career-booster.

 

[IG_88]

Beets are good for nothing unless they're from Dre and even then they're way overpriced.

 

[rae121452]

they're a good source of iron.

also, if you're in prison, the juice is useful for making your lips redder and giving your cheeks a bit of blush to make you more popular on the cellblock.

 

[Hypoxia]

I have hated beets since my infancy.

I have never met a beet I didn't hate.
In your case, I'll make no exception.

Beets are Satan's turds.
Pickled beets? Extrapolate.

I won't be beeten to death, no way.

 

[pointless]

dying pickled eggs purple.