Pick up lines....

[DeliciousInRed]

I need a little Crackle for my Pop!

 

[SoCalSmooth]

I need a little Crackle for my Pop!

If I snap and Crackle will you pop?

 

[DeliciousInRed]

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If I snap and Crackle will you pop?

 

[SoCalSmooth]

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?????

 

[KinkyMichigan]

The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word...

 

[JustEl]

need a cookie for your jar???

 

[Dan638]

Wanna play hide the Kielbasa?

 

[JustEl]

I got the stop for your bus...

 

[DeliciousInRed]

?????

That made me laugh... after the initial shock of course...


Let's see how far my Bat hits over your Mound...

 

[JustEl]

need a bell ringer for your tower???

 

[SoCalSmooth]

Would you mind terribly If I slip my thumb drive in your slot?

 

[JustEl]

Need some yin for your yang???

 

[DeliciousInRed]

I've got a nice big Extension for your outlet...

 

[justaguymass]

Actually saw this one used:

"You have some long legs, you need some help shaving those?"

which was said by my friend to some woman as we were walking through the Venetian.

 

[rcthumper]

Why don't you came sit on my lap, and we can talk about the first thing that comes up.

 

[DeliciousInRed]

I need a Soft Patch to bury my Big Bone...

 

[JustEl]

Got a pepper for my salsa???

 

[cowslinger64]

Actually used this one successfully..."you've got long legs, it'd take me alll day to climb them"


"Your ankles are having a party, they're inviting your panties down"

 

[JustEl]

Nice package.... need someone to deliver it????

 

[whalee]

Nice package.... need someone to deliver it????

Love it!! and YES, I do!!!

 

[JustEl]

Love it!! and YES, I do!!!

I'll deliver it as long as you got a Zippity for my Doo Da....

 

[whalee]

I'll deliver it as long as you got a Zippity for my Doo Da....

You had me at deliver, El.

 

[JustEl]

You had me at deliver, El.

Over night delivery or same day???

 

[whalee]

Over night delivery or same day???

Same day....of course.

 

[JustEl]

Gotta hanger if you got a plane....