Pick up lines....

[JustEl]

We've all heard and said pick up lines.... so now let's take it to game form...
rules are.... you can not use the words.... pussy and cunt.... or dick and cock.... however it must imply to those parts of the body and the 2 items have to go together...

So let's start with...

I have the outlet for your plug...

 

[Gyps33boi]

well, I certainly have the signature for your contract.

 

[JustEl]

I've got the sauce for your spaghetti...

 

[Gyps33boi]

I've got the porsche for your garage...

 

[JustEl]

I've got the champaign for your cork...

 

[Cinner]

I have the bee for your bonnet.

This is going to be a funny thread, JustE!

 

[MrEd63]

Wanna play trains and tunnels ?

 

[Cinner]

Are you having sausage for lunch?

 

[lance gt]

I'm the spoon in your cup

 

[Cinner]

Let's play bows and arrows.

 

[lance gt]

I'm the ace in your hole

 

[JustEl]

Need a tire for your rim???

 

[DeliciousInRed]

Does your garden need a Big Hose?....

 

[Cinner]

Will you share your mounds with me?

 

[MrEd63]

Can I dock my boat in your harbour ?

 

[JustEl]

I've got the rug for your vacuum...

 

[lance gt]

You're the canvas for my paint

 

[Cinner]

That grandfather clock is too large for the shelf.

 

[lance gt]

I'm tab A that fits in your slot B

 

[LickYourNips]

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

 

[Cinner]

Salt and pepper?

 

[lance gt]

You're the muffin to fill with my sausage

 

[JustEl]

I've got the split for your banana...

 

[LickYourNips]

Do you have a sweet stick for your Lik-M-Aid?

 

[Cinner]

An old broom knows the corners best.