Pick up lines?

[Miss_Pixie]

Hey baby are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see...

 

[Miss_Pixie]

1. Do you come here often?

2. What's your major?

3. Baby, we could make beautiful music together.

The third one was said to me while I was in band, he ended up wearing his soda

 

[voluptuary_manque]

"Hi!"

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Mr. Bear, that has to be the best line I've ever heard...

 

[Dianthus]

The third one was said to me while I was in band, he ended up wearing his soda

When I was a kid, we finished the basement and my dad built a bar.

Saturday nights, he'd polish the glasses behind the bar and I'd sit up there with my two sisters. He'd serve Shirley Temples with maraschino cherries and use those cheesy lines on us. It's a fond memory.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Awww. That's sweet

 

[mynameisben]

At a college party, a friend introduced me to her friend Helen. I was as eager to show off my sophomore knowledge of classic Greek literature as I was to get to know her. So with uncanny deadpan delivery, I offered her this:

"Truly, yours is a classic beauty, Helen. You may not have the face that launched a thousand ships, but you could sure launch a billion swimmers."

Yeah, I wore her drink the rest of the night.

 

[TE999]

I was in a bar one time with a bunch of guys and one of them said to a girl "Baby, I'd like to get in your pants." She looked at him and said "Why, did you shit in yours?" We all laughed for 10 minutes (well, we were drunk).

 

[Miss_Pixie]

At a college party, a friend introduced me to her friend Helen. I was as eager to show off my sophomore knowledge of classic Greek literature as I was to get to know her. So with uncanny deadpan delivery, I offered her this:

"Truly, yours is a classic beauty, Helen. You may not have the face that launched a thousand ships, but you could sure launch a billion swimmers."

Yeah, I wore her drink the rest of the night.

Well atleast you tried to class up the place....

 

[jomar]

Hey baby are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see...

Ouch.

 

[sweepthefloor]

A random man in a beer and shot kind of bar, came up to me and said, "Can I take a picture of you, so I can sleep with your face tonight?"

 

[TE999]

I was present for another exchange when a guy said to a girl "Baby, how'd you like to sit on my face?" She answered back "Thanks, but I'd rather use the Ladies Room."

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Do you know karate cuz your body's kickin

 

[Boota]

Your parents must be retarded because you sure are special.

Why don't you come back to my place and show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you?

Wanna see where the monkey bit me?

The first thing I said to a woman was always different than the last. But the second thing was usually, "Hey! Where are you going?"


I've never actually used a pick-up line, though. I was in a band. I'd get our security guy's attention and between notes point out, "I want that one and that one. Oh, and that one."

 

[fuckwaffle]

drivin' down the street and at a red light my buddy yells out the window at a good looking girl waitin' for a bus.

'hey, do you like to fuck?'

to which she answered.

'no but my father does, why don't you have your mother come over.'

everyone in the car broke up laughin'

 

[Athalia]

Ever since the World Cup, I've been waiting for somebody to say:

Let me put my lips to your vuvuzela and see what music we can make.

That line might just work!

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Your parents must be retarded because you sure are special.

Why don't you come back to my place and show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you?

Wanna see where the monkey bit me?

The first thing I said to a woman was always different than the last. But the second thing was usually, "Hey! Where are you going?"


I've never actually used a pick-up line, though. I was in a band. I'd get our security guy's attention and between notes point out, "I want that one and that one. Oh, and that one."

Did you just fart because you blew me away...

 

[SeaCat]

Now I don't know if it would be considered a pick up line but it is the line that got me and my wife together for the first time.

Me, (Calling from inside my car to her standing at a bus stop.) "Get in here before you freeze your damned ass off."

Yes there is a story behind it.

We've been married for 18 years.

One used on me not too long ago by a young lady in work. (Remember I work in a hospital.)

"You want to come over to my place and play Doctor on me tonight?"

I told her I wasn't a Pediatrician and that was the only doctor that would be treating her for a while. SHe got pissed and left me alone for the rest of the day. (She being the Unit Secretary and less than half my age.)

Cat

 

[BTI1]

After being turned down in his request to dance for the third time by the same girl a buddy of mine said "If you won't dance then I suppose a blow job is completely out of the question" to which she replied without missing a beat "Yes, I choke on small bones."

That was 15 years ago and we still bring it up whenever we can with him.

 

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[TheeGoatPig]

Excuse me, you look like you could easily touch your elbows behind your back.