Pick Up Lines....

i read this on a myspace bumper sticker:

Guy: The CIA is trying to steal my penis i need a place to hide it
Girl: What can i do to help?
 
'If I were to ask you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?' :)
 
Smart

'If I were to ask you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?' :)

This is the best I have read on this thread so far.

Keep them coming.

Not sure if any of these work but it is an interesting topic.
 
hmmmmmm pick up lines always entertaining.

Best I've heard suggested but not actually used:
Hey baby wanna fuck? (simple, to the point and completely honest you've got to respect that)

Best I've had used on me:
if you slept with me would you mind me wearing my footie pajamas?
Sadly no he didnt' actually have footie pajamas. Although he is now a good freind and I got him a set for his birthday.
 
hahaha...this thread is fabulous! I have a couple that I stole from my brothers (both lines are very cheesy and should be used with extreme caution):

1. I bet you $20 you will turn me down.
2. It's really nice to meet you. Why don't you come with me, sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

The first one worked for my older brother.........the second one got my younger brother a face full of beer. (c:
 
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