Pick Up Lines....

[2ndchance]

That have actually worked....

Well after seeing some of the threads in here, i wanted to get some opinions from both guys and gals on the various pick up lines people have used when out looking for some action. But have actually worked in getting what you were looking for.

The best one i heard (And no it was not me, it was a good friend who is now married to the lady):

"Excuse me, can i have your number, i seem to have forgotten my own number and if i call your phone it will come up and i can get it."

Needless to say i lost $10 bucks and a good friend to hang out with at the bars.

 

[UselessDesires]

That have actually worked....

Well after seeing some of the threads in here, i wanted to get some opinions from both guys and gals on the various pick up lines people have used when out looking for some action. But have actually worked in getting what you were looking for.

The best one i heard (And no it was not me, it was a good friend who is now married to the lady):

"Excuse me, can i have your number, i seem to have forgotten my own number and if i call your phone it will come up and i can get it."

Needless to say i lost $10 bucks and a good friend to hang out with at the bars.

Wanna go upstairs, get naked, and eat pizza?

In my opinion, humor is generally the best route.

 

[2ndchance]

Wanna go upstairs, get naked, and eat pizza?

In my opinion, humor is generally the best route.

Well some of them are just too much...

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz you are an angel in my eyes!"

 

[SuddenStop]

Well, if you want Literotica pick up lines, the only thing that needs to be said in a post is:

"Female"

 

[2ndchance]

Well, if you want Literotica pick up lines, the only thing that needs to be said in a post is:

"Female"

Well i guess that is true, funny how a guy posts a line "Male, lonely looking for chat friend" and when you go look at the thread it is the same person bumping it back to the front page every other day. But when a woman puts even HI, Female here, the thread is up to 6 pages in less than a day and her inbox is probably full within the first five minutes.

 

[Wings27]

Not that long ago I heard..."Nice lips, they'd look great wrapped around my cock" And sure enough he was right!

 

[Scotsman69]

Hard one to follow, that!

 

[Wings27]

Hard one to follow, that!

heh, you said hard!

 

[Scotsman69]

Not unintentionally. I am literate.

 

[Wings27]

Not unintentionally. I am literate.

I never had a doubt!

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

I have the whole of the dictionary tattoed on my penis. Why don't we go back to my place so I can put some words in your mouth!

 

[Scotsman69]

Never had a doubt Wings? That sounds awfully trusting? For no reason I know of?

 

[Scotsman69]

Anyway, I always was crap at pickup lines. Just hovered in the corner, moody. Waited for the women to come to me. They never did though.

 

[Scotsman69]

Occasionally (this was when I was much younger and still went to parties), I would move out of the corner and whisper in a lassie's ear: 'Want to fuck darling?'

For some reason that never worked, couldnie sort out why, ever. Retired to my corner, even more moody, and glowered.

 

[drrhythmus]

In college, one guy I knew would corner a girl in a corner and scream, "Why won't you fuck me?!! Why won't you fuck me?!!"

We all laughed at him until one night, she actually grabbed him and said, "I'm going to shut you the hell up."

You just never know. It really depends on the situation.

 

[Scotsman69]

My last was a joke against myself, in a very self-deprecating Scots presbyterian fashion. Maybe that doesn't travel the Atlantic too well?

 

[Wings27]

My last was a joke against myself, in a very self-deprecating Scots presbyterian fashion. Maybe that doesn't travel the Atlantic too well?

I laughed, I laughed! I'd fuck you silly, but alas, I'm on the wrong side of the pond darling!

 

[foxseeker]

'Come sit on my lap and let me er- part your hair.' and when I was younger it worked more than once!

 

[Kingofmycastle]

IMHO it helps to remain sober when using a pickup line. Once in college I had the intentions of using the line "Would you like me to be the father of your child?" Unfortunately, too many beers had been consumed when I attempted to use this line on a very attractitive coed. The line came out "Would you like to be the child of my father?"

Needless to say she was not impressed and I didnt get lucky

 

[Scotsman69]

Oh Wings, would you really? Have I finally (unwittingly) found a pickup line which works? (Retires into corner, very confused)

 

[Wings27]

Oh Wings, would you really? Have I finally (unwittingly) found a pickup line which works? (Retires into corner, very confused)

See, I don't need pickup lines, I just bat my eyes at guys, pout a little and spout words to confuse them.

 

[Scotsman69]

A conflation of confusion now, gazing at batting eyelids and pout, hearing spouts.... no, you couldn't mean it? ohhhhhhhhhh............ (faints)

 

[Scotsman69]

Puir man retires tae bed, confoonert.

 

[Smackdab]

A Silly One

I've never used this line but it always makes me laugh--

Girl, you must be a parking ticket because you got FINE written all over you!"

 

[PervyRomantic]

Bump...sense this thread is cracking me up!