Phone sex!!!!

[Guest]

yay or nay?
Why?
What's good about it?
What's not so good?
So how do you do this??
What NOT to do.
Any advice?
Funny stories?


Come on. Talk to me. U know u want to!!!!

 

[rgraham666]

Can't help you. Not something I've ever indulged in.

 

[TxRad]

I tried sex on the phone once.... It was by accident.... left one hell of a bruise in a tender place......

 

[scheherazade_79]

yay or nay? Yay
Why? Because sometimes the real thing isn't possibl
What's good about it? Hearing another woman moan because of what you're saying to them
What's not so good? The point you reach when you're just so aroused that you want them there to pounce on.
So how do you do this?? I could give you my number
What NOT to do. Get so caught up in the moment you forget that there are other people in the house...
Any advice? Always best in bed. It sets the mood so nicely.
Funny stories? About eight years ago, I humoured a male college friend by having phone sex with him. After listening to about ten seconds of his heavy breathing and grunting, I got the urge to laugh. Then he put the icing on the cake by screaming out, "Grab my bollocks!" I had to put the phone down after that...

 

[sincerely_helene]

More of a giver, than a receiver.

(hee hee.)

 

[sincerely_helene]

More of a giver, than a receiver.

(hee hee.)

I also don't like phoney sex. (hee hee.)

 

[joeys-game]

Never done it, too shy

 

[English Lady]

I've only done phone sex once and had two other phone ocnversations with the aim of Phone sex and never got to it.

One of those misses was because his voice was just awful, and well, I couldn't *L*

The other I regret now, but we just enjoyed chatting so very much that the phone sex thing didn't happen. Never got to talk to him on the phone again

Okay, so the one experience was pretty positive, but weird. It was like non-typed cyber. *L* and i kept being distracted by the way he over used certain phrases... I didn't actually climax (I faked it, the only time ever and on the phone*L*) but it was an experience, i'm just not convinced it was the right person to have that experience with.

Phone sex is far more intimate than cyber, far more intimate. I'd have to know a guy really, really well to have phone sex with him -though knowing the sexy voices we have gathered in the AH, alot of you guys have a good chance from the start *L*

 

[impressive]

yay or nay? Yes, please. NOW would be good, actually.
Why? Because sometimes the real thing isn't possible.
What's good about it? The intimacy. The trust. The orgasm(s).
What's not so good? The distance. The interruptions.
So how do you do this?? Try starting without words if you're shy -- just masturbating together. Go from there.
What NOT to do. Start without time to finish.
Any advice? See above.
Funny stories? None yet.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I've done it, but only ever on the giving end... it was fun.

 

[impressive]

I've done it, but only ever on the giving end... it was fun.

It just doesn't mean much to me if it's not mutual.

 

[English Lady]

I've done it, but only ever on the giving end... it was fun.

*quietly takes note*

 

[HeyNonnyNonny]

Jasper Carrott has a lot to say about this:
"My daughter's asthmatic. She was just recovering from a minor attack when the phone rang, and it was one of those heavy breathing prank callers. So she picked up the phone, and after a couple of minutes, the guy at the other end says 'So did I call you or did you call me?'"

 

[Guest]

PMSLMAO!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

I've done it, but only ever on the giving end... it was fun.

So you're a stonephone

 

[Guest]

yay or nay? Yes, please. NOW would be good, actually.
Why? Because sometimes the real thing isn't possible.
What's good about it? The intimacy. The trust. The orgasm(s).
What's not so good? The distance. The interruptions.
So how do you do this?? Try starting without words if you're shy -- just masturbating together. Go from there.
What NOT to do. Start without time to finish.
Any advice? See above.
Funny stories? None yet.

+44131 2295 ***

 

[impressive]

+44131 2295 ***

 

[Nirvanadragones]

yay or nay? When the moment is right - with the right person, and the right circumstances
Why? why not...
What's good about it? It's intense, and sexy to hear someone come for/ with you
What's not so good? No physical touch when it's over - there is a sense of emptiness
So how do you do this?? It takes trust, and time and opportunity and the right partner - and I like Imp's advice on mutual masturbation.
What NOT to do. Don't rush it - take it slow... relax and enjoy.
Any advice? I'm not giving away my secrets...
Funny stories? I have a few, yes...

 

[SensualMale]

+44131 2295 ***

If you tell me the rest then we can find out more They've been good so far. Gushing good.

 

[arienette]

I don't like it.
You should talk to Jett about this, she makes a living off of it!

 

[NoJo]

Phone sex is great, because you can do it in the dark and your imagination can fly.

 

[MagicaPractica]

yay or nay?
Why?
What's good about it?
What's not so good?
So how do you do this??
What NOT to do.
Any advice?
Funny stories?


Come on. Talk to me. U know u want to!!!!

Never done that but I remember one morning when the phone woke me early and a deep sexy male voice said, "Good morning gorgeous." Yes, I'm in favor of phone sex. There was also this one guy who used to call my office to ask for something and the purr of his voice in my ear was enough to get me hot in the middle of the day under flourescent lights.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Jasper Carrott has a lot to say about this:
"My daughter's asthmatic. She was just recovering from a minor attack when the phone rang, and it was one of those heavy breathing prank callers. So she picked up the phone, and after a couple of minutes, the guy at the other end says 'So did I call you or did you call me?'"

ROFLMAO!!! Screaming too!

 

[Honey123]

Yes ~

I've done phone sex..was the giver and the receiver on different accounts.

I think it's fun and like the others have said, there really isn't any harm in doing it. It's wonderful when you want to give yourself to that person, and the only way to do it, is via phone.

I've also done cam phone sex too....now that is interesting and you have to trust the other person immensely to do that.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I give phone sex a Yay!

Obviously it is an alternative to distance, but I enjoyed it for many different reasons.

I think one of the best things about it is that you're without all visual reference. You're forced to visualize the person on the other end, and you must assume what each sound would translate as in a visual signal. It's pretty hard core stimulation for the brain, but it's also pretty good physically ... if you don't mind masturbation. Most people know exactly what to do to please themselves, so you're almost assuredly going to get off. It's nice to be able to attribute that feeling to someone else, even if it was all you physically. It also leaves you feeling very satisfied, to have assisted in producing those delicious, tingly sounds from someone else without ever actually touching them. (Awesome for a writer's ego.)

How you do it is up to you, but mutual desire and a full moon usually do the trick. *grin* One thing that hasn't been mentioned is reading stories at first. That way, if you're nervous or embarrassed, the words aren't yours; you're just giving them voice. It takes a little of the pressure off. Otherwise, just being horny and calling at the right time and conveying a pretty heavy want is all it takes.

The only thing I can say NOT to do is hold back. It really sucks for the person on the other end when you're quiet. Every other sensation is so limited, that it's okay to cut loose and get a little loud. It's almost necessary, to paint a convincing picture of what's going on.

I'm a little confused by the mentions of being giver and/or receiver, but I suppose I could see that happening. For me, it's almost always been a mutual thing. Two people spilling their dirty thoughts across the phone lines for the benefit of one another's horniness.

Start at your comfort level and not below it. Being too shy about it and having a rocky first go doesn't usually lend itself to a second try. (At least not with that same person.) Bring toys with you, try to find an open ended time period, and lock the door (if you have children.)

I have several funny stories, but they mostly involve accidental pick-ups or untimely interruptions.

~lucky