Phone Sex .... Is it normal that I .....

[Thunder69]

I guess you could say I was late in starting. About 4 months ago this girl that I started talking to and enjoyed speaking with, talked me into having "phone sex". It took her a month to finally get me to say boo when the topic of sex came up, on the other hand, I can cyber with the best of them <no pun intended> then one night I was drunk and said what the hell, she won't remember a thing in the morning LOL. Funny thing is I barely remembered a thing and she was purring like a kitten.

Let me tell you something, that was the most erotic sexual experience that I ever had outside of anything in person with a female. The voice accentuated the erotisism and raised the level of excitment, the next day we must of talked 10 different times and had a little fun each time.

The crazy thing is now 3 months later and the novelty isn't wearing off. Am I addicted to it? Is there a 12 step program for phone sexaholics, or should I just go with the flow. I just love the sound of a girl cumming , the moans and the groans, especially when she is using a toy and making me listen to her slide it in and out. forget it, if there is a 12 step program, I wont do anything until I have a bunch of friends do an intervention.

 

[riff]

~laughing~

Sorry, man.

Your post just reminded me of one morning- waking up on the couch with my pants down around my knees and a half-empty bottle of scotch on the coffee table.

The last thing I remembered was being told to pull down my pants. I passed out!

heheheheheheh

 

[Thunder69]

~laughing~

Sorry, man.

Your post just reminded me of one morning- waking up on the couch with my pants down around my knees and a half-empty bottle of scotch on the coffee table.

The last thing I remembered was being told to pull down my pants. I passed out!

heheheheheheh

Damn, I thought the half empty bottle of jergens was bad. Didn't it sting? LOL

 

[riff]

Damn, I thought the half empty bottle of jergens was bad. Didn't it sting? LOL

No, but I crack up laughing imagining what if someone had walked in on me asleep there. hehehehe

Oh god! Could you imagine? hehehehehe

 

[Andreina]

Riff, they did catch you...

....and here is the evidence

Halo

http://orsm.ii.net/priceless/priceless/images/priceless003_jpg.jpg

 

[riff]

Halo

LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

te ploka! kto tam? Ya? nyet?

Okee okee. eto ya.... LOL

hehehehehhehehe

 

[Andreina]

why the heck do you always want to speak in russian to me? Just because I'm an expert in Russian Vodka Exports?

Dobrahye oothra!
Yah nyeh guhvaryu mnogah ah-rooske. Vi guhvahreetye pah-ahngleeyskee?

Halo

 

[lovetoread]

I think there is nothing wrong with phone sex at all.

Especially if distance makes it the only sex you are getting.

 

[riff]

why the heck do you always want to speak in russian to me? Just because I'm an expert in Russian Vodka Exports?

Dobrahye oothra!
Yah nyeh guhvaryu mnogah ah-rooske. Vi guhvahreetye pah-ahngleeyskee?

Halo

Da. Ya guhvaryu pah-ahngleeyskee. Ya Americanyitz!

And dobrahye oothra to you too!

Just practicing, halo. It's fun. Expect a few russian posts from me here and there. I have soom good phrases I could share with you.

 

[Andreina]

wohooo I love polyglot chat

Halo

 

[juicylips]

Let me tell you something, that was the most erotic sexual experience that I ever had outside of anything in person with a female. The voice accentuated the erotisism and raised the level of excitment, the next day we must of talked 10 different times and had a little fun each time.

The crazy thing is now 3 months later and the novelty isn't wearing off. Am I addicted to it? Is there a 12 step program for phone sexaholics, or should I just go with the flow. I just love the sound of a girl cumming , the moans and the groans, especially when she is using a toy and making me listen to her slide it in and out. forget it, if there is a 12 step program, I wont do anything until I have a bunch of friends do an intervention.

Yes, you are addicted. LOL.....There is no cure.... and with the right person it only gets better each fucking time.

Just lay back and enjoy it..pun intended. Hearing a man cum is just as erotic. I want to hear my name at the same time he is cumming...doesn't get much better than that. Yummy.

Cassidy

 

[LukkyKnight]

How would anybody here be able to comment on what's normal?
http://www.vampirefartnose.com/priceless/cruise.jpg

 

[riff]

How would anybody here be able to comment on what's normal?

heh...

 

[Thunder69]

No, but I crack up laughing imagining what if someone had walked in on me asleep there. hehehehe

Oh god! Could you imagine? hehehehehe

I just hope my dog doesn't talk.... he runs with this group of bitches... and you know the gossip that runs in bitch circles.

 

[Thunder69]

Re: Re: Phone Sex .... Is it normal that I .....

Yes, you are addicted. LOL.....There is no cure.... and with the right person it only gets better each fucking time.

Just lay back and enjoy it..pun intended. Hearing a man cum is just as erotic. I want to hear my name at the same time he is cumming...doesn't get much better than that. Yummy.

Cassidy

OHHHHH JUICYLIPS OH GOD YES!!!!!!! hmmm it does have a nice erotic tone to it. Will have to use it one day.

 

[Thunder69]

wohooo I love polyglot chat

Halo

Is that like an orgy, but with conference calling?

 

[Thunder69]

heh...

When I was at the doctors once.... they said everything was normal.... then he went into the back room and heard him say to other collegues... he fell for it.... still wonder if they were talking about me

 

[Mistress]

It's very addicting hmm...I haven't done it in awhile though.

 

[Andreina]

Is that like an orgy, but with conference calling?

no hunni, just you, me and our dirty fantasies

Halo

 

[Thunder69]

It's very addicting hmm...I haven't done it in awhile though.

You deprived girl, I could talk you through it if you forgot how

 

[Thunder69]

no hunni, just you, me and our dirty fantasies

Halo

fumbles with the phone, doesn't know whether to use his free nights and weekends, 1-800-C_O_L_L_E_C_T <dial down the middle and as low as possible> or the old faithful tin cans with string.


When I hit the "Submit Reply" button, will I see balloons and confetti flying all over the place?

 

[perks]

it's not normal, and I think you should call me right now so we can talk about it.



thunder....lightnin'....the way he loves me if frightnin'

 

[Thunder69]

it's not normal, and I think you should call me right now so we can talk about it.



thunder....lightnin'....the way he loves me if frightnin'

Are you a phone sexaholic couselor?

 

[Andreina]

fumbles with the phone, doesn't know whether to use his free nights and weekends, 1-800-C_O_L_L_E_C_T <dial down the middle and as low as possible> or the old faithful tin cans with string.


When I hit the "Submit Reply" button, will I see balloons and confetti flying all over the place?

*putting phone down* damn, you ARE good

hope we can do it again - SOON

Halo

 

[Thunder69]

*putting phone down* damn, you ARE good

hope we can do it again - SOON

Halo

Damn I am good, I think, I hope I wasn't too quick, damn I got dressed quick and wow, I don't have to go to the emergency room to remove strange objects from me <that is a total joke, no comments>