Phone chat

[ck49]

I'm new here and prolly breaking who knows what rules. But . . . if you are female and would like me to call you . . . well, I guess there's a way on this board to email your phone number. Flirting is great, anything beyond that would be by mutual agreement. (duh! I guess that goes without saying, since you'd just hang up on me).

p.s. I have jokes

 

[Starblayde]

p.s. I have jokes

You'd better have with a pitch that bad

 

[ck49]

Dear Miss Starblayde,

I didn't understand where to post messages, or what might be assumed to be funny. My sincere apologies. I see now that you have listed your 'Interests' as: "Interesting Stuff". I have obviously undererstimated your humor. Cheers!

ck49

 

[nitelite33]

I'm female and I would love you to call me... My voice may sound deep and scratchy right now, sorta like a guy's would... But thats just a cold thats going around.

Turn ons:

-Brash first time posters looking for phone-sex.
-Flirting by mutual agreement.
-Jokes.
-And positively no avatars for my man! (100 posts would make him arrogant)

Turn offs:

-Posters with Boba Fett Avatars.
-Interesting Stuff.

PM me if your interested!!!

 

[lobito]

you can call me too big boy, if you want that's my azz over there, if you like it, let me know.... I'm sure we can have fun together...

 

[ck49]

OK. Finally someone who's funny.

 

[Mischka]

Let's hear one of these jokes.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

LOL you people are

merciless in here from time to time.

ck49,

Welcome to the boards. Realize that many posters are apprehensive to new members at first. Some advice is that you should be too with personal information.

There is a pm feature. To open your pm box click on the little box that says user cp. If anybody attempts to contact you that is where you will find their responses.

They are pretty accurate about your delivery. Sometimes the straight forward routine works and other times it is about gaining another's trust.

There is the personal boards and that is different from the general board that you can place an ad for phone buddy. That might work. From my experience here things happen naturally. Two people converse, flirt or what not and then a phone conversation might transpire.

I wish you luck in what you are seeking.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[april-wine]

Let's hear one of these jokes.

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"


I couldn't resist.........

 

[Mischka]

Ooh, that was a good one, april-wine. And I'm giggling at the idea of a sneering, litigious deity.

 

[april-wine]

Ooh, that was a good one, april-wine. And I'm giggling at the idea of a sneering, litigious deity.

So phone sex isn't totally out of the question????

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I've had luck with this, see if we can get Mischka to look it over to see if it's well ...Binding





One night stand contract



I,_______________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication.

I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact/harass or vex said co-signer of contract for a time of no less than thirty (30) days and nights after said activities have been fulfilled. I also surrender all rights to propagate rumors, misnomers and dirty looks in the cafeteria from myself and friends, and will treat said co-signer with all the respect due a stranger.

I will say "hi" if we pass within ten (10) meters in a friendly, if not neutral, tone. I will also upon completion of heretofore listed activities not leave underwear, earrings or other insignificant yet oh-so-valuable knickknacks lying about or hidden somewhere in the co-signer's abode for the sole purpose of returning to said abode and breaking the no-contact agreement of this document.

I furthermore state that I am of sound mind and desirable body, and will not call said co-signer by any other name than is his or her own, nor reminisce on some former slime-ball/great lover who wore the same cologne, roll-on, boxer shorts or robe. I will also pay one-half of all laundry fees as needed after prescribed activity.

Sincerely



Fornicator At Large