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Now I'm trying to decide how long to wait between posts.
I'm a terrible terrible person.
But only because I think it's funny and there's no one around to punish me for being mean. *evil laugh*
But only because I think it's funny and there's no one around to punish me for being mean. *evil laugh*

Now I'm trying to decide how long to wait between posts.
I'm a terrible terrible person.
But only because I think it's funny and there's no one around to punish me for being mean. *evil laugh*
Now I'm trying to decide how long to wait between posts.
I'm a terrible terrible person.
But only because I think it's funny and there's no one around to punish me for being mean. *evil laugh*
I'm south of the Mason-Dixon line. That technically puts me in the South. I'm not above driving a bit to hand out some much-deserved punishment!
Clearly you can't be trusted to be on your own without the guidance required to stop you being a terrible tease!
Such exquisite agony waiting for you.
OK. I'll just close my eyes and imagine it then.

I know right?! I should never be left to my own devices. I am mean.
That's assuming I am caught.
I know right?! I should never be left to my own devices. I am mean.
Fuck me. My eyes are definitely no longer closed now...
Made you wait long enough for the next one

Made you wait long enough for the next one
I can get rid of the blankie lol
It's actually a scarf![]()
I can get rid of the blankie lol
It's actually a scarf![]()
If you're 14 hours south of me, it must be warm where you are.
You don't really need all of that clothing, do you?
Southwest of you.
And no, it's not warm.
Pulls up Google Maps.
14 hours southwest of me...
I have some ideas.
That's a pretty big hint!
It looks like it's still pretty chilly there. You need a special someone to wrap his arms around you to warm you up?
It's true, I'm cold. I can't sleep without the fan on. But then it makes me have to cover up a little![]()