Phobias

[Guest]

well. And the lack of facial hair.

You cheeky git, that's a shadow!

 

[NoJo]

You cheeky git, that's a shadow!

Carson's brother doesn't have a penis. So it is confusing sometimes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson's brother doesn't have a penis. So it is confusing sometimes.

He IS a prick, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I cannot reveal my phobias as Lou and Charley would have a field day and I refuse to give them any more joy than necessary.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I cannot reveal my phobias as Lou and Charley would have a field day and I refuse to give them any more joy than necessary.

You're smart. Look a few pages back at what they did to me *weep*

 

[minsue]

I cannot reveal my phobias as Lou and Charley would have a field day and I refuse to give them any more joy than necessary.

*biting my tongue*

I know of only one, but I'll behave. For once.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You're smart. Look a few pages back at what they did to me *weep*

You will soon learn of their evil ways....hide behind me.....but watch the hands or I'll burn you with my cigar.

 

[NoJo]

One man's phobia is often his sexual fantasy too.

Just don't make me eat lugworm sandwiches.

 

[ElizabethWest]

One man's phobia is often his sexual fantasy too.

Just don't make me eat lugworm sandwiches.

*puking into trashcan*

 

[carsonshepherd]

One man's phobia is often his sexual fantasy too.

Just don't make me eat lugworm sandwiches.

I just wet my pants.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Isn't it nice to have Joe back? You are back aren't you, Joe? Or are you just lulling us into a false sense of hope...

 

[carsonshepherd]

Isn't it nice to have Joe back? You are back aren't you, Joe? Or are you just lulling us into a false sense of hope...

SubJoe is like... uh... a rainbow maybe. He dazzles us with his brilliance and we enjoy his shining beauty, but we know it is fleeting... and then we must wrap ourselves with our memories until the next time he appears.

 

[minsue]

SubJoe is like... uh... a rainbow maybe. He dazzles us with his brilliance and we enjoy his shining beauty, but we know it is fleeting... and then we must wrap ourselves with our memories until the next time he appears.

Why do I feel like I'm at a wake?

 

[NoJo]

Probably it's that third bottle of Jameson's that did it.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why do I feel like I'm at a wake?

because you are morbid...

 

[ElizabethWest]

SubJoe is like... uh... a rainbow maybe. He dazzles us with his brilliance and we enjoy his shining beauty, but we know it is fleeting... and then we must wrap ourselves with our memories until the next time he appears.

For Joe, may he stay around for always...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/971679/temporary101.jpg

 

[NoJo]

For Joe, may he stay around for always...
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/971679/temporary101.jpg

Thank you, that's so beautiful. I have to reciprocate...

http://www.dscc.edu/bwilliams/Biology2/bio2animal/lugworm.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why do I feel like I'm at a wake?

Because you have a morbid curiosity and love for all things dreary? Morticia Gosling.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Thank you, that's so beautiful. I have to reciprocate...

Er, thanks for sharing...please don't make me eat one.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms...
Long slim slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy-bitsy fuzzy-wuzzy worms...
First you bite the heads off, then you suck the guts out, oh how they wiggle and squirm...

Can't remember the last line

 

[NoJo]

Er, thanks for sharing...please don't make me eat one.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms...
Long slim slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itsy-bitsy fuzzy-wuzzy worms...
First you bite the heads off, then you suck the guts out, oh how they wiggle and squirm...

Can't remember the last line

... it's just like sucking cock, except without the risk of germs.

 

[Guest]

Joe's head is very big now.

Abs' head is filled with crazy shit.

My mission in life: to get them both.

 

[ElizabethWest]

... it's just like sucking cock, except without the risk of germs.

Germy wormies. I don't think they are antiseptic.

 

[minsue]

Because you have a morbid curiosity and love for all things dreary? Morticia Gosling.

I just may have to steal that...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Joe's head is very big now.

Abs' head is filled with crazy shit.

My mission in life: to get them both.

You and your army of little plastic men??? Muahahahahahahaha, you'll never get us.

 

[minsue]

... it's just like sucking cock, except without the risk of germs.