Phobias - SPIDERS

[SpiceCake]

Since Halloween is coming as we are talking about scary movies already, I though I'd add my scary bit!

I hate spiders!!! Spiders jump on ya and suck your blood and inject their poison till your dead, I tell ya!

I hate, hate, hate them.

Snakes are almost as bad.



What are your phobias??

 

[KillerMuffin]

I like spiders. I want a Mexican rose hair tarantula. I like snakes too. I want a reticulate python.

I'm terrified of crickets.

 

[littlekateyes]

I don’t like spiders in anyway shape of form, but I love snakes.

 

[Velius]

I don't like spiders or snakes. I am such a wuss. I don't kill spiders unless they are huge and like in my house though...because I HATE flies.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Clowns, mimes, cymbal monkeys, and other Hellspawn.

 

[nasty1]

My phobia is, not having sexual activity with a woman, as long as I live.

 

[littlekateyes]

My phobia is, not having sexual activity with a woman, as long as I live.

That would be a phobia.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Clowns, mimes, cymbal monkeys, and other Hellspawn.

My neice is almost deathly afraid of clowns and mimes.
We went to San Diego last year, and I believe it was at the zoo, The Circ De soleil was being perfomed ... the girl about had a stroke. They had actors and actresses dressed in skin tight lycra, shimmying up poles and their faces and bodies were made up to portray clowns and mimes. She was almost hiding under the bleachers.

Me? I'm with SpiceCake... I have a strong dislike for spiders.

 

[Velius]

My phobia is, not having sexual activity with a woman, as long as I live.

I have the same phobia, but after "woman" is the word "again".

 

[Saytur]

Clowns, mimes, cymbal monkeys, and other Hellspawn.

ROTFLMAO! fucking cymbal monkeys???

 

[Bogey77]

Spiders

I am a good-sized guy, and I am deathly afraid of spiders. Seems incongruous that something about 1/1000th of my size could scare the shit out of me, but it is true.

I am such a wuss!

 

[Soblue]

I'm with you SpiceCake, I must post a thread a week on the nasty 8 legged monsters.

When I see one in the house, I assess the situation, is it going to go crawling away and leave me and my children alone? Or is an immediate threat I have to suck up the vacuum, or worse, smush with a kleenex.

They wake me out of a peaceful sleep with nightmares, as I go screaming and running through the house to get them off of me.

That's not too weird is it?

 

[SpiceCake]

I'm with you SpiceCake, I must post a thread a week on the nasty 8 legged monsters.

When I see one in the house, I assess the situation, is it going to go crawling away and leave me and my children alone? Or is an immediate threat I have to suck up the vacuum, or worse, smush with a kleenex.

They wake me out of a peaceful sleep with nightmares, as I go screaming and running through the house to get them off of me.

That's not too weird is it?

Not at all - I have spider-mares, too! Damn things!

 

[lovetoread]

Holes..bunches of little holes...

Like in a bee hive,in the ground left from cleats,my child poking holes in the ground...

Any and all.

They scare me silly.

 

[Jewelz]

Oh yuck! Spiders= ICKY BAD!!! Just reading the word makes my skin crawl! Blah!

 

[Jewelz]

Eww and I despise bees. Any of them!

 

[Nora]

It's easier to list the things I *don't* have phobias about!

If it slithers, skitters, crawls or squiggles I'm pretty much terrified of it.

Oh yeah, and clowns. And those monkey cymbal thingies suck, too. And death. And heights. And fire. And um. Probably other stuff.

I'm such a pussy!

 

[Hotred911]

I have always disliked spiders, but a few years ago I woke up in the middle of the night with one crawling on my cheek...ever since then I have hated them. I can't stand them, and everytime I see one it has to die! Luckily my husband is a tough guy, and he kills them for me.

 

[sufisaint]

Definitely spiders. I had to go under my house to do some plumbing...my house is on pillars and its dark and just full of spiders. I went out and ordered a self-contained biological/chemical suit and the gas mask to go with it just go under there. I was taking no chances... and now I prepared for terrorists well

 

[SpiceCake]

Definitely spiders. I had to go under my house to do some plumbing...my house is on pillars and its dark and just full of spiders. I went out and ordered a self-contained biological/chemical suit and the gas mask to go with it just go under there. I was taking no chances... and now I prepared for terrorists well

Spiders - terrorists. Some days I can't tell the difference. Spiders strike as much fright into me!

LOL

 

[nike]

Spiders!!! I've nearly clawed my poor boyfriend trying to get away from spiders. Its their legs. Those fuckers taunt you with their legs. They move them oh so slowly, its like they are fucking waving at you. *shudder*

Clowns, heights, dolls (especially a room filled with china dolls),cemetaries ( I feel like I'm being watched), children (only when they are animated and dead or singing. I dont like singing children). I'm not a baby hater (like someone on lit I know) I think I've just watched too many horror movies.

Bugs disgust me but they dont frighten me. I just look at them in distain.

I love snakes though. I've got a think for albinos.

KillerMuffin: How in the hell can you be creeped out by crickets but love those hairy, nasty ass 8 legged freaks? How the fuck does that work?? You baffle me girl. lol

 

[ridddder]

Fear of holes....lol

Holes..bunches of little holes...

Good thing love to read isn't a guy, else she would never get laid.



My fears......the usual....fire, and death.....yes in that order. Wait do they go together?

 

[Comshaw]

Years ago in a small country far to the east, me and some of my buddies were sitting in a bunker playing poker. One guy decided he had lost enough money, so he crawled onto his bunk (which were shelves built against the walls) and promptly fell asleep. The rest of us continued with the card game. Sometime later one of my buddies glanced over at the guy asleep. He quietly called our attention to a spider descending from the ceiling. The damn thing was about the size of a silver dollar. It came to rest on the bridge of the guys nose who was sleeping. Now being a bunch of smart ass almost-adults, and drunk to boot, we decided to wake the guy without brushing off the hairy, 8 legged arachnid sitting astride his nose. I reached over and shook his foot, at the same time calling his name. When he opened his eyes the close up sight of that spider must have been to much for him. He let out a yell and with all his strength mashed the spider with his fist. Of course his nose didn't fair very well under the on-sloth, he broke it in two places. Needless to say we didn't let him have his rifle back for a week or two.

Comshaw

 

[bknight2602]

Mr No Shoulders at the top of the list!

 

[SpiceCake]

Years ago in a small country far to the east, me and some of my buddies were sitting in a bunker playing poker. One guy decided he had lost enough money, so he crawled onto his bunk (which were shelves built against the walls) and promptly fell asleep. The rest of us continued with the card game. Sometime later one of my buddies glanced over at the guy asleep. He quietly called our attention to a spider descending from the ceiling. The damn thing was about the size of a silver dollar. It came to rest on the bridge of the guys nose who was sleeping. Now being a bunch of smart ass almost-adults, and drunk to boot, we decided to wake the guy without brushing off the hairy, 8 legged arachnid sitting astride his nose. I reached over and shook his foot, at the same time calling his name. When he opened his eyes the close up sight of that spider must have been to much for him. He let out a yell and with all his strength mashed the spider with his fist. Of course his nose didn't fair very well under the on-sloth, he broke it in two places. Needless to say we didn't let him have his rifle back for a week or two.

Comshaw

I would have died from a heart attach - after I killed all of you wih\th my bare hands! OMG - that just gives me the screaming willies!