Phil's Gone

[Fata Morgana]

I'll never see him again.

Feels weird.

 

[Lancecastor]

He was a cunt.

 

[butters]

you need a new nemesis before you lose your superhero powers

 

[rocket_surgery]

Modern Family got cancelled?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[hashtag46]

Love the av, Fata.
Is that one of those special effects photoediting of your own picture?

 

[neci]

 

[chillywilly2]

Is Phil a vibrator?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'll never see him again.

Feels weird.

I'm here for you, luv.

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[trysail]

OMG its potentially Phil's last day on Friday.

Whaddya gonna do around here if there's no more Phil to bitch about ?

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I'll leave Lit.

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You had to know this was coming.


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[chillywilly2]

Oh right...that Phil

 

[Emerson40]

I'll never see him again.

Feels weird.

I'm sending you some broken tongue depressors, adhered to a semi-deflated volleyball and adorned with some wee garbage pail kids scratch & sniff stickers that smell of halitosis, Spanish onions, and menthol fags.

You can decorate it with a hair piece, have your butterbean give you tips on applying some nice Sharpie touches, and prop it on the corner of your desk.

When you feel a sad coming on, just give it a rub and a hug for an olfactory reminder of the moody, old days.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Aquagal]

Did you kiss him goodbye on his last day?

 

[Emerson40]

Did you kiss him goodbye on his last day?

If so, I bet he slipped his retched tongue through the decaying tombstones, for a first and last taste of Fata's lippy.



It's not like they can fire him.

 

[Lorilei]

Admit it, you feel a little bit sorry for him, don't you?

 

[hobbit.]

you need a new nemesis before you lose your superhero powers

anyone who morphs into alaxandra bastedo gets my vote.

 

[Adre]

What weapon did you finally settle on?

 

[Pookie]

Killing someone can be a real downer when you realize you can't kill them anymore.

 

[Libsam]

Phil Bye, the bastard guy!

 

[Sinny]

Who is next in line to receive your wrath?

 

[Disgustipated]

Love the av, Fata.
Is that one of those special effects photoediting of your own picture?

Stand Back, ya cunt.

 

[thør]

Killing someone can be a real downer when you realize you can't kill them anymore.

But, you can have a cuppa tea and ponder. There's always someone out there worth killing.

 

[Sean]

anyone who morphs into alaxandra bastedo gets my vote.

Ye gods there's a name I've not heard in decades. Did she ever do anything after The Champions?

 

[thør]

Ye gods there's a name I've not heard in decades. Did she ever do anything after The Champions?

Other than dying?