The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: Cleaning Your Pooper Like A Wire Brush

[Phelia]

someone asked me while i was at work if phelia was my alt

It's our matching nipple tassels!

I wish I sounded more like you, what with your yins and y'alls.

That means I want to touch tuppies with you.

Does yours still look like gammon? I'd prefer that, actually! I brought a thin slice of lacy swiss that I think will complement it quite nicely.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's our matching nipple tassels!

I wish I sounded more like you, what with your yins and y'alls.



Does yours still look like gammon? I'd prefer that, actually! I brought a thin slice of lacy swiss that I think will complement it quite nicely.

Oh it's calmed the fuck down thank God. Ooh they should make cheese knickers.

 

[Phelia]

Oh it's calmed the fuck down thank God. Ooh they should make cheese knickers.

Haha! They'll come with tortilla chips you use to scrape 'em off at the 3pm nacho party.

 

[Wings]

That's so preposterous since everyone knows that Phelia is my wittier, prettier alt.

 

[trysail]

OMG its potentially Phil's last day on Friday.

Whaddya gonna do around here if there's no more Phil to bitch about ?

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[Disgustipated]

That's so preposterous since everyone knows that Phelia is my wittier, prettier alt.

You forget about the short legs.

 

[lovetoread]

phelia is short?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Whaddya gonna do around here if there's no more Phil to bitch about ?

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I'll leave Lit.

 

[yossi]

I'll leave Lit.

The fuck you will.

 

[trysail]

I'll leave Lit.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!

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Say it ain't so !!





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[Phelia]

That's so preposterous since everyone knows that Phelia is my wittier, prettier alt.

I'm grabbing your boobs right now.

You forget about the short legs.

Stumps, really.

phelia is short?

No I'm 10' tall, actually, but it's all torso. I'm built like a penguin. Act like one, too. If (when) we get dinner sometime, I'll insist upon chewing your food and spitting it up into your mouth.

I'll leave Lit.

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/2/29/70789-uh-no-bitch-rupaul-gif-Imgur-Zfm1.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140119182343

Looks like it's time to save Phil's job.

 

[yossi]

No I'm 10' tall, actually, but it's all torso. I'm built like a penguin. Act like one, too. If (when) we get dinner sometime, I'll insist upon chewing your food and spitting it up into your mouth.

I just about spit up my own food reading that. Jesus, you've been missed, even if it means almost choking on dinner.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Ivanka Trump shoes and clothes are hiding their origin.

Adrienne Vittadini Studio label.

(sweat shops in China, Indonesia, Viet Nam, just like her daddy.)

Vittadini, is represented by an entirely different licensing group. G-III would not explain how the label switch happened.


(I bought a few pieces of the real Adrienne Vittadini, a long time, ago. Nothing like the trash Ivanka is hawking.)

 

[Saint Peter]

hush tuppies

 

[Wings]

I'm grabbing your boobs right now.

I noticed, I had to stop preparing dinner and take a few moments.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want to fuck Fata's hat.

 

[Wings]

Me too.

 

[Saint Peter]

odd or even?

 

[Disgustipated]

I want to fuck Fata's hat.

Me too.

odd or even?

https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/find-a-grave-prod/photos/2011/62/4498_129922889660.jpg

 

[trysail]

The fuck you will.

(and that's an order— you hear ?)




I'm not exactly sure why, but yossi's response made me chuckle. I can't quite make out the tone of voice, though. It somehow seems completely out of character for the yossi that we know to be so didactic and assertive.





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[Wings]

Between the two of us I'm not sure who's more odd.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Between working and packing, I think I should have stayed out.....

 

[spacekowboy]

It's me. Trust.

 

[Wings]

Petey and I are not going to share custody of Fata's hat, don't even try it.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Like a wire brush or with a wire brush?