Philosophy 101

[Joey3308]

what woman wants to be with men after they have ingested beans.... fun for who

Okay, okay, fine then....pizza...pizza works we'll use pizza, or twinkies. Twinkies will work too without any "side effects"

 

[knightshadow]

what woman wants to be with men after they have ingested beans.... fun for who

I heard they developed a new bean.....odorless....

 

[midwestyankee]

I heard they developed a new bean.....odorless....

I hope it works better than Beano.

 

[midwestyankee]

thought you would say if every woman swallowed... it would be a better place

As long as we're trying to make the world a better place...this might be a wonderful way to start.

 

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[midwestyankee]

and who would test that....no thanks
prefer a bean free environment whenever possible

We vegetarians have to get our protein where we can, and beans are a great and varied source. For the most part, the side effects that bother most people go away eventually. Plus, the leaner diet leaves us with more energy and stamina, always good things, don't you think?

 

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[knightshadow]

and who would test that....no thanks
prefer a bean free environment whenever possible

You sure there is no way I can change you mind....lol....I mean someone has to test the theory.....

 

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[Joey3308]

hehehe men and beans, men and white castles.....
two things I definately try to avoid
hmm wonder how long the after effect is

Ooo did someone say white castles...Mmmm such fine cuisine, and a whole meal for only $5

 

[Arden]

Okay, okay, fine then....pizza...pizza works we'll use pizza, or twinkies. Twinkies will work too without any "side effects"

Make mine a chocolate Hostess cupcake, please

I love the frosting and the creamy filling!

 

[Arden]

Ooo did someone say white castles...Mmmm such fine cuisine, and a whole meal for only $5

I haven't had a White Castle burger for decades... they sell them here in the frozen food section, but the thought of frozen hamburgers doesn't do much for me, lol

Back to pizza... make it a deep dish cheese pizza from Uno's, and I'll take it!

 

[knightshadow]

Wow....now this is what I call philosphy....we start off talking about viagra in the sky.....and end up talking about deep dish pizza....I love it...

 

[Jaybird3]

Well, I don't do White Castles, but I make my own deep dish pizza. I can't find one here that I like.

 

[knightshadow]

Okay class.....here is another one for you.....

I just had an IM from my wife. She asked me “Are you there?” To which I responded, “No, I am here.” Which leads to an interesting development, “Where is There?”

I mean if I’m “here”, then obviously “there” is not “here”. And since she was asking me if I was “there”, it can’t be “where” she is, because she would be “there” and she wouldn’t have seen me and then she would have known I wasn’t “there”. Therefore, “there” isn’t “where” we are, so it must be “somewhere” else.

Now, I put forth that “there” is over “there”. Just as long as “there” isn’t “here, because when I go “there” it now becomes “here” and “here” becomes “there”. Now could this mean that “there” is really “here”, and I was “there” all the time. And if so, that means “here” is “there” and I was never really “here”. So I’m not “here”, and I know I’m not “there”. So “where” is “here” and “there”.

 

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[knightshadow]

Anywhere you are is here....and there is exactly where she wants you to be

not bad....lol.....almost wants me to add that little bit to the thought.....

 

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[midwestyankee]

Okay class.....here is another one for you.....

I just had an IM from my wife. She asked me “Are you there?” To which I responded, “No, I am here.” Which leads to an interesting development, “Where is There?”

I mean if I’m “here”, then obviously “there” is not “here”. And since she was asking me if I was “there”, it can’t be “where” she is, because she would be “there” and she wouldn’t have seen me and then she would have known I wasn’t “there”. Therefore, “there” isn’t “where” we are, so it must be “somewhere” else.

Now, I put forth that “there” is over “there”. Just as long as “there” isn’t “here, because when I go “there” it now becomes “here” and “here” becomes “there”. Now could this mean that “there” is really “here”, and I was “there” all the time. And if so, that means “here” is “there” and I was never really “here”. So I’m not “here”, and I know I’m not “there”. So “where” is “here” and “there”.

This reminds me of the critique someone once made of Vice President Dan Quayle: "There's no there there."

 

[Arden]

I'm here, not there. Unless I happen to be there already, then I'm not here.

 

[Soron]

Make mine a chocolate Hostess cupcake, please

I love the frosting and the creamy filling!

I know a creamy filling that less fat in it, darlin'.

 

[midwestyankee]

I know a creamy filling that less fat in it, darlin'.

Yes, but does it have a shelf life of 11 years like a Hostess cupcake or a Twinkie?

 

[Jaybird3]

Well I am here, wishing I were there....does that count?

midwestyankee, all depends on if you take it out of the container as to the lenght of the shelf life....

 

[Soron]

Yes, but does it have a shelf life of 11 years like a Hostess cupcake or a Twinkie?

Probably not. BUT, it is kept in a warm envronment, so you never know.

What I wanna know is, who is 'they'? You know... 'they' say you should starve a cold and feed a fever...

 

[Arden]

I know a creamy filling that less fat in it, darlin'.

I still need a side order of chocolate fudge frosting. How good are you at scooping?