Pet peeves

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

retro-active edits to after I'd already posted my response
nice

So, does that mean no email? Chicken-shit. Come on. I double-dog dare you. Please send me your finest work. I'm sure there are some others who would be interested in reading it as well. I'll make it available right here so we can all be amused by it.

Do it!

 

[Ekserb]

How come you haven't replied to this?

Please. Begging doesn't become you. I called you a cunt, not a slut.

 

[pookies]

 

[pookies]

 

[ShinigamiSama]

He does that a lot. He thinks no one notices.
Shin, do what I'm about to do, put him on ignore.
Oh wait, who am I kidding, then I'd miss out the greatest laugh of my day!!

thats about what I was thinking
plus I highly doubt he even knows how to open an odt

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

He does that a lot. He thinks no one notices.
Shin, do what I'm about to do, put him on ignore.
Oh wait, who am I kidding, then I'd miss out the greatest laugh of my day!!

Yes, I had hoped that no one would notice the huge EDIT tag I threw in there. In red. And then mentioned it was an edit in a subsequent post.

You're right. Cunt.

You see where I wrote "You hate me" over my avatar? That doesn't mean you. You obviously love me and can't get enough.

Hey, it's okay. You're not the first and you won't be the last. It's no use denying it. It's clear to anyone who reads these posts. I fear you're in for more heartbreak, though. I can't be with you.

Well, I might. Except that you're a cunt and all.

 

[Ekserb]

I'm not interested. But then, I have a happy life.

How can you make that statement? You're obviously interested and you can't possibly have a happy life!

You've been following my exploits for months and you never seem to get enough of my attention. I'd say you're interested in everything about me.

At more than twenty-five posts per day you can't be doing anything other than posting on Lit. (Hell, I think I spend too much time here and I'm averaging less than once per day.) How can you proclaim to have a happy life?

Oh, wait. These two things are not exclusive, are they? You do have a happy life, and the reason for that happiness is me! If you weren't on here 24/7, you wouldn't have any access to me at all. It's all so clear to me now.

 

[Ekserb]

thats about what I was thinking
plus I highly doubt he even knows how to open an odt

Well, I guess that would be one thing that I don't know how to do. In fact, I have no idea what an "odt" is. Congratulations. You've stumped me.

Will that email be forthcoming? I do look forward to reading ... I mean, deciphering it.

 

[Ekserb]

What you call me is irrelevant to me. I'd have to give a fuck about your opinion of me first.

See my previous post re: you.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Well, I guess that would be one thing that I don't know how to do. In fact, I have no idea what an "odt" is. Congratulations. You've stumped me.

Will that email be forthcoming? I do look forward to reading ... I mean, deciphering it.

if you cant even open an odt the email means nothing anyways so its a moot point

 

[Ekserb]

Has this become the Ekserb Happy Hour? Why are there no more pet peeves?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Has this become the Ekserb Happy Hour? Why are there no more pet peeves?

they're all to busy arr oh eff tee elle oh elleing over you?

 

[Ekserb]

if you cant even open an odt the email means nothing anyways so its a moot point

So, if I can open it, you'll send it? Is that what you're saying?

I just checked. Pages will open it. Send now.

 

[Ekserb]

they're all to busy arr oh eff tee elle oh elleing over you?

Ooo, look at you. Mr. Big Pants can spell phonetically. (Well, sort of. A phonetic spelling of the word too would still be too, but you've managed to fuck that up yet again.) Is that what you pay for at that fancy school?

I like reminding people about this:

meanwhile I'm going to one of the best post secondary schools in all of Canada.

I think you should name this school so people with children can avoid sending them there. That is, if they value education and not basket weaving.

Are you proud of this institute of higher learning? Or does the faculty explicitly encourage you to tell people you're attending junior college?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Ooo, look at you. Mr. Big Pants can spell phonetically. (Well, sort of. A phonetic spelling of the word too would still be too, but you've managed to fuck that up yet again.) Is that what you pay for at that fancy school?

I like reminding people about this:


I think you should name this school so people with children can avoid sending them there. That is, if they value education and not basket weaving.

Are you proud of this institute of higher learning? Or does the faculty explicitly encourage you to tell people you're attending junior college?

oh sure I'll bite
BCIT

and the rotflol was a joke, obviously you can't fathom it. And theres more to life than spelling you moron. Look at you president, he can't even string a sentence together without an aid telling him what to say

and I'm still waiting for an email address

 

[Daizie]

Yes, I'll have a whiskey sour. Wait, didn't someone mention Happy Hour?

 

[Ekserb]

oh sure I'll bite
BCIT

British Columbia Institute of Technology. Is that anything like Devry University? I've seen their commercials on daytime TV. They look very nice. Good place to learn how to make the cartoons.

and the rotflol was a joke, obviously you can't fathom it. And theres more to life than spelling you moron. Look at you president, he can't even string a sentence together without an aid telling him what to say

Are you saying that one day you'll be president? Hail to the fucking chief!

and I'm still waiting for an email address

You're as dense as pookies. Follow the link to my web page. Find the Contact page and there's the address. Damn, you people are slow.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

British Columbia Institute of Technology. Is that anything like Devry University? I've seen their commercials on daytime TV. They look very nice. Good place to learn how to make the cartoons.



Are you saying that one day you'll be president? Hail to the fucking chief!



You're as dense as pookies. Follow the link to my web page. Find the Contact page and there's the address. Damn, you people are slow.

Well if you weren't an ignorant American you'd realize that BCIT a real school, unlike some BS course at devry

and I wouldn't be president if I could be

and why the fuck am I going to go your site?

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

and why the fuck am I going to go your site?

'Cause you're not a lazy fuck?

Oh, sorry. My bad.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

You're an ugly, ignorant, mean, angry, sad, and pathetic excuse for a human being.
I have written my last words to you.
Not that you'll care..but believe me, I do.
Continue on with this sad thread all. Afterall, someone has to keep Ekserb entertained. Poor pathertic man.

Christ, it's about time! Took long enough.

 

[Lorali82]

I think you guys should quit being so hard on Ekserb.