Pet peeves

[koalabear]

Do you need help now?

YES! Now I'm nekkid and firefox keeps booting me out on to the net!

 

[Ekserb]

Yes!

NOT everyone on the GB are intelligent posters, and yes I saw your "with a few exceptions" so you don't have to slam me with that come back, I think its more than a few. Before you start to go off on me as well after this post let me tell you a lil something. When I first noticed you starting to post on this board I found you to be very nice and easy to talk with and very attractive.

After reading some of your post here in this thread and they way you call out posters and constantly bitch and moan and complain about EVERYthing that they do ... makes you very unattractive I dont care how damn good looking you are and seem to be in your own mind. Beauty is just not on the outside its inside as well.

You may think that you are holier than tho and claim to know everything about anything but you have actually become everything that I despise about the internet. People like you truly make me ill and I'm glad that I have the intelligence to notice that.

So go on with that insane attitude of yours and hopefully one day you will actually lighten up enough to enjoy yourself here, but I dont see that happening anytime soon. Good luck with that.

Oh and you can go on and slam me for this post and even put me on the list of people that you like to call out and publicly bash, I could really give a fuck, cause after this post your ass goes on my lil ignore list ... does it matter to you, probably not but at least I will have the satisfaction knowing that I dont have to read anymore of your fucking bullshit.

Have a nice life.

I'm not going to tear you a new ass because you're certainly entitled to your opinion. As long as you continue to share it in a thoughtful and well-written manner, you will have my respect. In fact, I respect you even more for not holding back when you felt I went too far. Kudos to you for standing your ground.

I'm pretty sure that I've never said anything bad about anyone who posted anything as long as it looked like it was written by someone who can write. It's only the lazy morons that get the opportunity to warm themselves by my fire. You're not one of them.

There have even been times when I rolled my eyes at a reply that was in agreement with me, but was also so poorly composed that I wanted to tell the writer to just stop and leave instead of joining my camp.

Lest anyone else think that I'm not having fun here, I want to reassure you that yesterday was one of the best days I've had on Lit. Shinikkilimalow entertained us all with is seemingly endless supply of misspellings and grammatical blunders, and pookies continued to do her best to live down to her reputation as the World's Biggest Cunt™.

I love it here.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

Look at Ekserb, hiding behind his keyboard, calling me a "cunt" Wow that sure takes a lot of balls.
You're so lucky I don't know where to find you.

Miami, FL (it's in my avatar, right next to the word "location"). My real name is at the top of the page on my web site and I'm in the phone book.

Yeah. That was real hard to figure out.

You're not only a cunt, you're also lazy.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

You classless asshole.
Thinking my husband needs to read this thread.

Please don't tell me you're so lazy that you need someone else to read for you, too.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

Keep going, cause all you're doing is proving me right as to what you are.

If you continue to provide me with such perfectly crafted comedy material, I will certainly continue to reply.

By the way, make sure to stop your husband before he gets to my comment about the "reading for you" bit. The poor guy will probably hemorrhage himself trying to hold back a chuckle.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

No he won't. He actualy has a sence of humor.

Is that anything like a sense of humor? If that's what you meant, does that mean he won't hold back and he'll actually laugh with you sitting right next to him? Wow, that's pretty good.

I like him already.

 

[pookies]

 

[CoolCucumber]

I remembered a large pet peeve of mine this morning. Actually two pet peeves. When it snows the evening previous to the morning commute, and the roads have all been salted and sanded...THERE IS NO NEED TO DRIVE ONLY 30 MPH.

Also...if you are going to swerve from the on ramp to the far right, and cut someone off who is in the fast lane on the far left...FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DRIVE MORE THAN 45 MPH.

I feel better now that I got that off my chest.

-CoolCucumber

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion.

Super-extra-geek-bonus points to anyone who can tell me where I got that line.

dear lord no
I was hoping you'd not been hinting dune references
I guess I've no choice now
all bow before the great
God Emperor of Dunce

just don't keep recycling me as a Ghola
just lemme run off into the dessert to wait for Shai'Tan

 

[Ekserb]

dear lord no
I was hoping you'd not been hinting dune references
I guess I've no choice now
all bow before the great
God Emperor of Dunce

just don't keep recycling me as a Ghola
just lemme run off into the dessert to wait for Shai'Tan

That entire post makes even less sense than usual. Are you drunk?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

That entire post makes even less sense than usual. Are you drunk?

No. Just fresh home from Microsoft Terminal Server class
and if you'd actually read dune all the way you'd understand my references. I've seen you drop many through out your posts

 

[Ekserb]

No. Just fresh home from Microsoft Terminal Server class
and if you'd actually read dune all the way you'd understand my references. I've seen you drop many through out your posts

I've never even read one page of the novel (or is it novels?). I've seen parts of the movie and found it to be a slowly steaming pile of shit. (Although Sting is in it, and I like him.)

If my previous posts have somehow quoted parts of the novel, that's just chance. I suppose you missed my post earlier where I revealed the source of the line I used. Maybe director Ridley Scott used some lines from Dune for his Apple commercial, I don't know.

Throughout is one word, fuckface. I'm getting really tired of telling you how to write. For once, pretty please, demonstrate some modicum of ability in this area. If you can post one complete message that is correctly composed and spelled, I will forever grant you immunity from prosecution.

There are only two ways you can proceed. You can do as I ask and write a coherent body of text. (Make it a couple sentences so I know you can differentiate between periods and commas.) This will exonerate you and everyone on this site will know you're not really retarded.

Or ... you can blow me off and say that you don't need to prove anything to anyone. This is the mantra of the perpetually lame. People who can't do something always tell everyone that they could do it if they chose to do it, but they simply choose not to. If you choose this response, I will forever think of you as yet another college fuck-up who is wasting money to get a piece of paper that says he's schooled, but not smart.

Make your decision, Shinrahmayaharoo.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

All I'm seeing is you using one argument over and over again. As for demonstrating my linguistic abilities I'd be happy to email you my pages and pages of boring dry documentation. But until you manage to come up a real argument that doesn't involve you're military service or English prowess. I'm going to continue to bait you on for the shear pleasure of watching some poor twit break a gasket.

As for the movie Dune, you're right the version with Sting does suck horribly and should be pulled, however the actor portraying Paul Muad'dib was a very good choice, the only good choice.

 

[Ekserb]

All I'm seeing is you using one argument over and over again. As for demonstrating my linguistic abilities I'd be happy to email you my pages and pages of boring dry documentation. But until you manage to come up a real argument that doesn't involve you're military service or English prowess. [this sentence continues and this should be a comma] I'm going to continue to bait you on for the shear pleasure of watching some poor twit break a gasket.

As for the movie Dune, you're right the version with Sting does suck horribly and should be pulled, however the actor portraying Paul Muad'dib was a very good choice, the only good choice.

Oh, so close. Man that sucks. And I'm not referring to Dune.

I'm not sure what real argument I'm supposed to make. You're doing all the work here. All I do is point out your inadequacies. It's quite easy, really.

You think I'm about to blow a gasket? I live for this. Watching "educated" people wallow in their own shit is like crack cocaine to me - I'm hopelessly addicted.

EDIT: Tell you what. You email me those documents you mentioned and I'll proofread and correct them and post them here for everyone to see. Please do this.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Oh, so close. Man that sucks. And I'm not referring to Dune.

I'm not sure what real argument I'm supposed to make. You're doing all the work here. All I do is point out your inadequacies. It's quite easy, really.

You think I'm about to blow a gasket? I live for this. Watching "educated" people wallow in their own shit is like crack cocaine to me - I'm hopelessly addicted.

We we;ve met an agrement then
I'ma continyew to make u wrk 2 undastnd whts gn'n on

 

[Ekserb]

We we;ve met an agrement then
I'ma continyew to make u wrk 2 undastnd whts gn'n on

meanwhile I'm going to one of the best post secondary schools in all of Canada.

How's that working out for ya?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

How's that working out for ya?

I like fucking with you

 

[Ekserb]

I like fucking with you

And I'm still waiting on that email, fucktard.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

And I'm still waiting on that email, fucktard.

you never asked so I never sent
now you're being pissy so no

 

[Ekserb]

you never asked so I never sent
now you're being pissy so no

You offered and I did make the request. Go back and look at the edit, fuckstick. (I highlighted it in red so you can find it easily. I know how the pretty colors excite you. Like a bird that sees a shiny object in the window.)

 

[ShinigamiSama]

You offered and I did make the request. Go back and look at the edit, fuckstick. (I highlighted it in red so you can find it easily. I know how the pretty colors excite you. Like a bird that sees a shiny object in the window.)

retro-active edits to after I'd already posted my response
nice