Pet peeves

[Ekserb]

At least you record it for the viewing public; that's altruistic of you.

Yes, I think that needs to be part of the public record so that future generations will be able to look back and see that Emperor Ekserb didn't really have the rumored 18-inch cock.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

You're all about the anger. You get of on putting others down in order to make yourself feel better about you.
Really sad.
Thank goodness I taught my girls better!!

I actually laughed out loud when I read this.

You attempted to put me down and then proclaimed your own greatness with the assertion about your daughters!

Pot, meet Kettle. Commence with the name-calling.

 

[monique1971]

Yes, I think that needs to be part of the public record so that future generations will be able to look back and see that Emperor Ekserb didn't really have the rumored 18-inch cock.

Heh. And yet, they will worship him as a god. Oh, the irony. Why couldn't they think for themselves, as He would have had them do?

 

[Ekserb]

Oh dear "god".

Please! "Your Highness" will do just fine.

 

[Ekserb]

Heh. And yet, they will worship him as a god. Oh, the irony. Why couldn't they think for themselves, as He would have had them do?

Now, now. There's no need for anarchy. He'll be remembered as a benevolent dictator.

With an eighteen-inch cock.

 

[monique1971]

Now, now. There's no need for anarchy. He'll be remembered as a benevolent dictator.

With an eighteen-inch cock.

Let the golden age of shaved genitalia and perfect grammar begin!

 

[Ekserb]

Let the golden age of shaved genitalia and perfect grammar begin!

Preach it, Sister!

 

[Daizie]

That's right. I instead decided to join the military in service of my country for eight years. I went to flight school for a year and memorized a stack of books five feet high so I could fly helicopters. I deployed to two combat zones in Iraq and Somalia so people like you wouldn't have to. Lucky for you, some people still see honor in voluntary military duty so countries like ours won't have to institute a universal draft to support a military force.

I fully support your right to look like a retard. I also believe that I've absolutely earned the right to call you a fucking idiot.

How does it feel to be dumber than a soldier, college boy?

I applaud the men and women who volunteer to serve their country. It takes a lot to further one's education, study hard and make something of oneself. It also takes a lot to put your ass on the line in combat.

That said, I've seen some college frat boys squander Mommy and Daddy's money so they can drink themselves stupid and pass out on the front lawn of their dorm building. I have also seen punks who you thought would never amount to anything, join the service and come out as respectable, educated, upstanding men.

Not sure how this plays into the current argument but I see both sides.

Oh and Ekserb, I was being tongue-in-cheekish with the Simon Cowell remark. I know you don't hate the world, just the people in it. There are days I am in complete agreement.

 

[pookies]

 

[monique1971]

Preach it, Sister!

Of course there will be a resistance movement that will have to be ruthlessly crushed. Or perhaps no one will be dissatisfied in this Brave New World.

 

[koalabear]

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[Daizie]

Of course there will be a resistance movement that will have to be ruthlessly crushed. Or perhaps no one will be dissatisfied in this Brave New World.

A faction who speaks using poor grammar, slang and abbreviated text may try to usurp your power Ekserb.

 

[Lorali82]

Let the golden age of shaved genitalia and perfect grammar begin!

*snicker*

 

[bluebell]

Furry grammarians

Of course there will be a resistance movement that will have to be ruthlessly crushed. Or perhaps no one will be dissatisfied in this Brave New World.

They'll be called The Hairy Gents.

Something tells me Colin Farrell will have a problem.

 

[Ekserb]

A faction who speaks using poor grammar, slang and abbreviated text may try to usurp your power Ekserb.

Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion.

Super-extra-geek-bonus points to anyone who can tell me where I got that line.

 

[77817]

When it comes to logic and critical thinking, Ekserb is running circles around all of you.

 

[monique1971]

Our enemies shall talk themselves to death, and we will bury them with their own confusion.

Super-extra-geek-bonus points to anyone who can tell me where I got that line.

Huh. Dune? A wild guess. I don't know.

When it comes to logic and critical thinking, Ekserb is running circles around all of you.

Ah, yes. Look at him go. Nope! Can't find him! He's too fast for me!

 

[Lorali82]

Why can't they make an individual sized bag of microwavable popcorn where more than 2/3 of the kernels actually pop?

 

[koalabear]

Sounds like an Apple Commercial to me fishsmell.

 

[Ekserb]

Huh. Dune? A wild guess. I don't know.

Nope.

 

[koalabear]

Why can't they make an individual sized bag of microwavable popcorn where more than 2/3 of the kernels actually pop?

You need more wattage.......

 

[Lorali82]

You need more wattage.......

But family sized bags pop fine in my microwave.

 

[monique1971]

Nope.

There go my nerd credentials. I could guess some more, I guess. But I am out of inspiration.

 

[Ekserb]

Sounds like an Apple Commercial to me fishsmell.

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

Specifically, it's the once-aired "1984" Apple Computer commercial. I am such an Apple fanboy.

What's this fishsmell thing? Are you typing in a cockney accent and "fishsmell" is some sort of slang for your ears?