Pet peeves
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not sure if someone said this yet...but those who choose to talk on their cell phones in public places, restaurants, stores, etc...especially when its a coach of a junior high athletic team bitching about parents of some of her students in the town that the school was in....rude and unprofessional
Ekserb
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Celebrities who feel the need to have a press conference whenever they donate to a charity.
Write the check. Get it over with. Go back to your swimming pool. I don't need to know that Brad Pitt just gave away more than I'll make in the next ten years.
And another thing: These fucking actors who pick up a hammer once a year and pound in some nails for six hours on a Habitat for Humanity house and then tell us how great it felt to help the poor people who can't afford a home.
Give me a mother fucking break!
Here's an idea! Donate one percent of what you'll make on your next movie to hire a dozen professional carpenters to work in your place on that stupid house. This will accomplish two things: They'll be employed for a week and they'll get a hundred times more work done than you would ever finish.
Write the check. Get it over with. Go back to your swimming pool. I don't need to know that Brad Pitt just gave away more than I'll make in the next ten years.
And another thing: These fucking actors who pick up a hammer once a year and pound in some nails for six hours on a Habitat for Humanity house and then tell us how great it felt to help the poor people who can't afford a home.
Give me a mother fucking break!
Here's an idea! Donate one percent of what you'll make on your next movie to hire a dozen professional carpenters to work in your place on that stupid house. This will accomplish two things: They'll be employed for a week and they'll get a hundred times more work done than you would ever finish.
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people who try to argue a point that they know nothing about, or its so simple/common sense that it should be a non-issue but insted they bring up BS about: but they weren't informed XX could lead to XX or YYY
like fuck
ignorance should be no reason to be exempt from anything you signed a waiver for. Even our laws we have a clause to protect against that: Ignorance of the law is no excuse
so by signing the papers you agree to the terms and accept any other consequences of what ever you've signed to do
like fuck
ignorance should be no reason to be exempt from anything you signed a waiver for. Even our laws we have a clause to protect against that: Ignorance of the law is no excuse
so by signing the papers you agree to the terms and accept any other consequences of what ever you've signed to do
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Lorali82 said:
LOL
I am so looking forward to his commercial during the Super Bowl...
What a loser. And what does that say about her...
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Lorali82 said:
Are you kidding me? Seriously? Good Lord...all those teenagers that are fry cooks are going to run back to high school all damaged the next day...
At least K-Fed will be at the drive thru window for their next shift to cheer them up...
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you should really move to this side of the borderLorali82 said:
we've less crap like that, a few more asians and emos, but less crap like that
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CoolCucumber said:Are you kidding me? Seriously? Good Lord...all those teenagers that are fry cooks are going to run back to high school all damaged the next day...
At least K-Fed will be at the drive thru window for their next shift to cheer them up...
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I'm sure Spongebob Squarepants will be highly insulted too, being the frycook for the Krusty Krab and all.....
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Daizie said:I'm sure Spongebob Squarepants will be highly insulted too, being the frycook for the Krusty Krab and all.....
Hilarious!
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and I"m sure squidward will fry himself over it as wellDaizie said:I'm sure Spongebob Squarepants will be highly insulted too, being the frycook for the Krusty Krab and all.....
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Daizie said:I'm sure Spongebob Squarepants will be highly insulted too, being the frycook for the Krusty Krab and all.....
You know...I hadn't even thought of that. And speaking of despair...now that the Quick Stop burnt down, how on Earth will Dante and Randal look themselves in the eye while washing their hands at Mooby's?
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Strip joint etiquette, lesson one:
When you walk into the club, don't walk right up to the stage and stand there like an asshole, blocking everyone else's view. Especially if she just got naked and is doing a split with her cooch pointed right in my direction.
Lesson two:
If you're so drunk that you feel it's okay to get up on stage and dance with the girls, it's time to say goodnight. No, dancing with yourself next to the stage isn't better.
Fucking idiots.
When you walk into the club, don't walk right up to the stage and stand there like an asshole, blocking everyone else's view. Especially if she just got naked and is doing a split with her cooch pointed right in my direction.
Lesson two:
If you're so drunk that you feel it's okay to get up on stage and dance with the girls, it's time to say goodnight. No, dancing with yourself next to the stage isn't better.
Fucking idiots.
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typo
Myself, can't wait for lesson three.
Ekserb said:
Myself, can't wait for lesson three.
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ShyGuy68 said:Lesson three:
If you have the luck of watching Monique strip, enjoy the show of a gorgeous woman, and tip her generously
What a cute compliment -- thank you. Your appreciation would be the best tip of all.
(I have quite a few sexual fantasies about being a stripper, but I think that's a post best saved for another thread.)
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